Creatures Quiz
It's not as simple as you think it is...
You're bored and zoning out in your room. What's playing on your radio?
Something cheerful, with a good beat.
Disco, baby.
A good classic, like The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac.
Hard rock, man, all the way.
Classical music. It stimulates the brain.
Nothing—your radio hates you.
After some time of doing nothing, you decide to go for a walk. One of your friends suggests exploring the wooded area behind your house. What's your opinion?
Sounds good—you've never really been back there, and it might be fun.
Sounds bad—you've never really been back there, and for good reason.
You know that place like the back of your hand. This is gonna be
lots
of fun.
You agree; everyone could use the fresh air.
"YA-YA-YA-LET'S-GO!"
*shrug* Whatever. You're bored.
You and your friends march out into the woods. One of them is whistling a really annoying tune. You...
Ignore them; they've done worse.
Don't mind; it's distracting you from the creepy-looking trees.
Ask them to stop; you hate that song.
Whistle along.
Tell them that if they do not stop, they will be impaled upon a stick.
...Are the one whistling.
One of your friends kicks a rock aside and unearths a giant spider. You...
Faint.
Seize the opportunity to sneak away silently.
Exclaim, "Oh, how cute!"...much to the surprise of your friends.
Catch your weak-hearted friend under the arms and start smacking their face to revive them.
Skoosh the spider.
Watch the spider scurry away. It doesn't make much difference to you; you know it won't hurt you.
It seems the spider is the least of your problems. The sun is setting, and you realize you have no idea how to get back to your house. On top of that, one of your friends has disappeared. You...
Shout, "IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!", not entirely sure who you're talking to.
Start freaking out. And probably cry.
Aren't very concerned; it might be fun to camp out!
Rationalize that your missing friend can't be far away; after all, they have a tendency to do this sort of thing...
Start looking for tracks.
Almost can't hold back your giggles.
As your friends are bickering over how to get back, you see something move in the trees beyond. You...
S-H-R-I-E-K.
Jump toward your friends and try to hide behind them.
Hide behind a tree and plot your next move. Maybe toss a rock into a bush to freak them out...
Say nothing for now. It was probably just a trick of the light, and your one friend is just starting to recover from the spider.
Advise your friends that they probably shouldn't talk so loudly.
Start in the direction of the dark shape to investigate.
A rustling in a nearby bush silences everyone at once. You...
Dive into another bush, not really realizing that this might not be the smartest move.
Faint. Again.
Freeze and look toward the source of the sound, listening hard for any other noise.
Are pretty sure that rock wasn't under that bush a few seconds ago...
Crouch down and try to look in every direction at once. That means there's two of them...
Press your hand over your mouth to stifle the giggles.
The silence is suddenly broken by the sound of your missing friend's scream. You...
Dash in that direction immediately to rescue them.
Dash in that direction immediately to pound the tar out of whatever is making them scream.
Are lying flat on your back with your mouth open, dead to the world.
Are lying flat on your back with your mouth open, trying not to laugh.
Poke your head out of your bush to see what's going on.
Are suspicious. You've heard that scream before.
You race farther into the woods to stumble upon the scene of your friend's lifeless body beneath a tree! Oh no! You...
Try to slow your breathing way down so that your chest barely moves.
Jump forward and immediately start checking vitals. It's okay; they're still breathing...maybe...
Feel a cold, creepy numbness seep into your fingers as you realize the gravity of the situation.
Stay back a bit. You still don't think this is what it looks like.
Start prowling the area to find out what's been going on.
*swoon* *faint*
After a few minutes, you decide to just pick a direction and start walking, since your friend needs help. You are...
Leading the way, fists clenched. If anything jumps out at you, it is going to die.
Lugging your friend by the feet, wondering how on earth you got stuck carrying this end.
Lugging your friend by the arms, trying not to trip over anything while you walk backwards.
Leaning against someone, sobbing uncontrollably and wailing your friend's funeral lament.
Starting to think that this was all a really bad idea in the first place.
Being carried rather limply, though you can't say you don't enjoy it.
At last! You seem to have picked the right direction and have come upon your back yard. You totter onto the grass and have just set your lifeless friend on the ground when...all of a sudden...your friend makes a spectacular rise from the dead! You...
Shriek like a howler monkey and jump into the nearest tree.
Are holding your arms straight out in front of you and saying, "I LIIIIVE!"
Pounce on your friend and proceed to beat them to a bloody pulp.
Start crying. That was
so
not funny; you were really scared!
Call your friend a jerk and proceed to harangue them for playing such a mean joke.
Shake your head. You should have seen it coming.
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