Elements Quiz
Elements Quiz
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1) You and your friends have been planning a camping trip for the past two months. What role did you play in the planning?
Planner—you were the one who decided where you'd be camping, who would bring what, and what the ground rules would be.
Helper—you pitched in wherever you were needed...and you were the one who brought most of the supplies.
Guest relations—you're the one who chats up the cashiers, the rangers...everybody!
Organizer—you orchestrated who would be sleeping in which tents and how they would be arranged, because you're the one who knows these things.
Panic avoider—you checked the weather forecast (you're pretty sure it's going to rain, but nobody listened to you), you put fresh batteries in the satellite phone, and are planning to bring backups of important supplies.
Staying out of the way
2) Upon arriving at your ideal campsite, you start setting up camp, when suddenly you realize that someone has used all the matches you bought! You...
Roll your eyes and start striking two rocks together to make a spark.
Glare at the one who looks
way
too innocent and pull out your lighter.
Don't care—there are plenty of ways to make a fire, and besides, you drank three sodas on the drive up.
Are trying to figure out how anyone could use that entire box of matches that fast...and asking around to see if anyone has a lighter.
Grab the one you
know
is responsible and pin them against a tree, saying, "IT WAS YOU, WASN'T IT?"
Eat the evidence.
3) After getting the fire started, lo and behold, the sky opens up and dumps Niagara falls on your campsite...
before
you have the tents up. You...
Dance around while belting out, "Si-i-ingin' in the rai-ai-ain, just si-i-ingin' in the rai-ai-ain..."
Are standing under a tree with your coat over your head, screaming for someone to get the tents up...
NOW
!
Cannot be
lieve
someone cheated you into being in a tent with the Singing Psychopath of Rainfall Forest.
Are setting up the tents as quickly as you can. You don't want to be out in the rain any more than they do.
Try very hard to realize the truth: There is no rain.
Knew this was going to happen. You help set up the tents, grumbling the entire time.
4) By the time the rain stops, the tents are up and everyone is ready to get a fire going and get some food on. Someone in the group reveals a box of Cheez-Its! You...
Are the thoughtful one who brought the snack to tide everyone over until the hot dogs and marshmallows get cooked.
Pass out the Cheez-Its.
Can't wait to try to make some Cheez-It s'mores.
Are sitting beside the fire, shivering heavily and wishing your hot dog would hurry up and
toast
already!
Yawn and stare boredly at the fire, watching the skin on your hot dog blacken and curl. Kinda fun, actually...
Wonder why no one brought hot dog buns.
5) After a long night of ghost-story telling and marshmallow-eating, you're all ready to go to bed...at least, until someone spots dead rabbits hanging in a nearby tree. You...
Start freaking out. And probably cry. Poor rabbits!
Immediately suggest leaving. Someone's obviously trying to mess with you.
Grab your pocketknife and stare piercingly into the nearby bushes.
Nobody
screws with you and gets away with it...
Are trying to calm the hysterical one. And keeping an eye on the one with the knife and the maniacal glint in their eyes...
Run for the nearest bunch of bushes and puke.
Wonder why anyone would hang rabbits in a tree...and then realize that you probably don't want to know. But you remind yourself of where the satellite phone is anyway.
6) Okay, eventually, order has been restored (and the hanging rabbits have been taken down by some bold member of the camp). You spend the night...
Wide awake. Inside your tent. With a flashlight.
Perfectly comfortable and asleep...with a knife under your pillow.
Curled up in your sleeping bag with the zipper zipped up above your head. The monsters can't get you when you're under the covers.
Snoring peacefully when they let you.
Talking quietly to yourself to keep your mind on other things.
Sleeping...how else would you spend it?
7) At some point in the middle of the night, you're awakened by a ghastly sound from outside. You...
Whip out your knife and charge out into the night.
Shriek and burrow all the way down into the very bottom of your sleeping bag.
Clap your hands over your ears, squeeze your eyes shut, and try to envision yourself somewhere else—
anywhere
but here.
Lie down flat and convince your tentmate to do the same, trying not to make too much noise. No one—or no
thing
—need know there's anything but air in this tent.
Sit up in your tent with your eyes wide, your pulse racing, and your hand firmly clamped around one of the weinie-roasting sticks.
Quietly unzip your tent and peep through the gap, but when you realize you can't see anything, you zip it back up and scuttle back to bed.
8) Morning finally comes. After all of the tents have been emptied, you realize that one of your friends is missing! Even worse, someone has found all the dead rabbits laid out in a circle beneath the tree they had been hanging on, with your friend's knife and a note scribbled on a piece of leather in the center! Oh, no! You...
Immediately suggest leaving. Again. Why doesn't anyone listen to you?
Grab the note with shaky hands and read it. Who writes "If you don't want to end up like your friend, LEAVE NOW" on a piece of leather?
Collapse in the middle of the campsite, shrieking and sobbing and unable to believe this is happening to you.
Are standing in the middle of the campsite, screaming hysterically. Not only is your friend kidnapped (or worse), but you're pretty sure you accidentally shredded the map last night...
Sit down against a tree and whip out your satellite phone, only to be extremely freaked out when you discover you have no reception.
Are wondering what happened last night. And where your friends are. And why your knife is gone.
9) You've all decided to high-tail it back to town and get help. After packing up all your stuff (and putting the "crime scene" back as well as you can), someone shouts that the map is gone! You...
Are sobbing against someone's shoulder. You don't know who. You don't care. You're distraught.
Whip out your compass and try to find north...even though you have no idea how to read a compass. Besides, how are you supposed to read it when the needle is whirling around all over the place?
Start writing a last will and testament. Because you're pretty sure your friends know you're the last one who had the map.
Happen to have noted some landmarks on the way up and try to convince people that you know the way back to the car.
Can't believe you're the one who has to comfort Hysterical Crying Person. This isn't your thing.
Are a little tied up at the moment...dangit....Soon as you get your hands on Mr. Let's-Kidnap-You, he's
toast
.
10) After several minutes of chaos, you all head down the mountain in single file. You are...
In the lead. Wondering if your friends are trying to tell you something.
In the back. Walking backwards. Because you don't trust anyone now. Especially not that schizophrenic map-shredder.
Near the front, trying to direct the path of the group as calmly as possible. After all,
someone
needs to keep a clear head.
Somewhere in the middle, talking to yourself, trying to convince yourself that everything's going to be all right.
Hanging off of someone's shoulder, squeaking in fear every time a twig snaps.
Have pulled your hands out of the ropes that have them tied behind your back...ooh, payback's gonna be sweet...
11) Yes, you've all made it back to the car! You've just loaded up everything and are ready to leave when something beyond the bushes gives an unearthly shriek and the ground starts shaking violently. You...
Scream and rev the engine and try to lock all the doors in the car.
Yell, "GO! GO! GO!" and start chucking things out the window, hoping to hit something.
Shriek and throw yourself against the front seat, seizing the driver's arm while screaming, "I don't wanna die!".
Throw your hands over your head, close your eyes, and decide that you don't want to see your death coming.
Grab the idiot who's grabbed the driver and throw them back in their seat.
Jump into the car (wow! somehow you escaped!) and scream "PUNCH IT, DANGIT!" over all the commotion.
12) You zoom down the mountain at top speed to the ranger's station, where all of you pile out of the car and proceed to tell the rangers what happened. They listen quietly, but you can tell from their expressions that they don't believe you. You...
Can't say you blame them, but continue with your story as calmly as you can.
Are a dribbling idiot, sobbing with a tissue over your face and repeating, "It's the
truth
!" over and over again.
Tell them (politely) to go up and look at the campsite if they don't believe you. You know you're right!
Are sitting in the corner, playing with a couple sodden tissues, twisting them into tight ropes and trying not to think about everything that has happened.
Are very upset and screaming at the rangers, demanding to know why they refuse to believe you when there's physical evidence to prove your story true!
Knew they wouldn't believe you.
13) The rangers finally agree to go back to the campsite with you (probably just to get you out of their hair), so back in the car you all go and back up to the campsite you drive. As the group marches up the trail to the campsite, you...
Are extremely nervous and shaking all over. What if something worse is up there now?
Are guiding the rangers expertly. How will they know where to go if you don't tell them?
Have your knife out again and are ready to attack anything that looks suspicious.
Know there's something even weirder and freakier waiting for you back at the camp—and tell the rangers so. You just know it.
Are trying not to let your imagination paint irrational pictures in your mind.
Are looking around every now and then, just to make sure everything's safe.
14) When you all reach the campsite, you find that the tents (which you left behind in your hurry to get out of there) have been torn to shreds and there is a freaky looking symbol scratched into the dirt around the fire pit. Furthermore, there are weird noises (aaugh, what is with these weird noises?) coming from the bushes that surround the far side of the campsite. You...
Jump to the front of the group with your knife in hand.
Hide behind the rangers—they have guns, right?
Glare at the rangers with an "I told you so" gleam in your eyes.
Cry quietly in the middle of the group, too scared to really think.
Try not to let everyone else see that your adrenaline concentration has just jumped ninety-six percent.
Put your arms around your friends and tell yourself that even if something worse happens, you're all going to be okay.
15) Something dark and huge is starting to rise out of the bushes. The rangers start yelling at you and your friends to run back to the car. You...
Know better than to stay here—you start hurrying your friends toward the trail head.
Have absolutely no intention of leaving; you're going to stay and fight!
Bolt down the path, screaming over your shoulder for your friends to follow you.
Scream in terror and stand rooted to the spot—maybe it can't see you if you don't move.
Escort your friends down the mountain and try to keep everyone calm.
Grab your idiot friend with the knife and try to drag them down the mountain—because after all, if you leave them here, you may never see them again.
16) On your way down the mountain, you hear screams and gunshots coming from the campsite. You...
Are so hysterical that you have to be carried.
Run faster—what else?
Are carrying your hysterical friend and trying to keep everyone else calm.
Are trying to figure out what you're going to do next.
Stay at the front of the group, keeping everyone moving at a decent speed.
Are straining against your friends, trying to get back to the campsite.
17) You and your friends zoom back to the ranger station in the car, where you stop to assess your thoughts. Your friends ask you what you should do about all of this. You...
Decide that it would be better to say nothing about it to anybody else—and if investigators come a'knocking, pass it off as a grizzly attack.
Have no idea why they're asking you about it; you're still crying like a fountain.
Would much rather go back to the campsite and try to get those rangers out safely.
Know people are bound to find out about this one way or the other, so you suggest only talking about it when people ask what happened.
Suggest that you go to the police and at least tell them that the rangers are in trouble.
Are pretty sure you can work a good book out of this...
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