My family! AHHHHHHHHH! My family! First my shitty son Miguel. All this kid eats is Cap'n Crunch and ham that lardass! I always punish him cause he does stupid things. Actually most of the time I punish him for no reason, but thats because I love him. He always wants to go out with his jerky friends and I have no one with me to watch the mets. So I punish him so he has to stay home. Anyway onto my beautiful wife Bobba. She is so beautifel. The only thing I hate about Bobba is her cooking. Thats why I go out to eat every night. Now save the best for last...MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER! Alyssa is so beautiful and well behaved. I always spend time with my daughter and her lovely friend Rachel. I love my family...except Mike, but Oh well! Bye bye! It's Ova!
