Dinner on the Falcon
Dinner on the Falcon
Author: Gabi Angel
Disclaimer: George Lucas created Star Wars and all the recognizable characters I'm about to mention.
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Dedicated to: Constantine ~ You know who you are!
Author Notes: Keyla Lila and Randy are from Banis and met Luke and 'the gang' on a life/death mission, where they tagged along to join the Rebellion. They are all very close. Mina Starr is Leia's best childhood friend, from the planet Arden. I'm aware of how strange this is going to be for all you people who take this seriously, but I'm making funny fics. The girls also have a ship called The Fireball and Mina calls Han 'Scruffy' and he calls her 'Brat'. Callista does not exist in my universe. Sorry! Luke's got a tiny crush on Mina in mine. Also, pretend the Falcon has a kitchen! Here we go!
Leia Organa rolled her eyes and rubbed her temples, trying to block out the horrendous noise that bombarded all the compartments of the Millenium Falcon.
"I'M SINGING IN THE SHOOOOOWWWEEEER!" Han Solo crooned loudly.
Earlier that day, when they had stopped on Sednis to fix up the ship, Mina Starr (someone Han didn't like all that much- his nickname for her was 'brat') had taken it upon herself to fix it up for him. Without Chewbacca with him, Han wasn't as good with the ship as he usually was. Mina told everyone she was doing 'the big walking scruff-pile' a favor. Of course, when he found out, he flipped out and they engaged in their usual lively argument over who was right.
To punish her, Han was singing as he had his shower.
Keyla Newvett sighed and looked over at Leia and Luke Skywalker pleadingly. "Just make him stop!"
"You can't hold a tune, buddy!" Luke called, laughing. Not many things amused him these days, just Mina and Han's insane competition. And then there were also his new friends, Randy Bugle, Keyla Newvett and Lila Flame. They were all very young and naïve, but so eager to be part of the team, it was ridiculous.
Mina barged into the lounge, her face red with anger as Han hooted on and on.
"HAN SOLO I AM GOING TO CRASH THIS PIECE OF JUNK INTO A CRATER, IF YOU DON'T SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" she screamed.
"SIIIINGGGING! SIIIIIIIIIINGING! LA LA LAAAAAAA…" Han continued.
"I MEAN IT!" Mina raged. "THEY'LL NEVER FIND THE PIECES OF THIS FLYING PILE OF TRASH!"
Luke couldn't hold in his laughter. He'd never seen Mina so angry and frankly, it was hilarious. They all knew how dangerous anger was, but Luke had learned long ago that this wasn't that kind of anger.
Leia got up and tried to calm Mina down. Finally, Han stopped.
He came out a moment later, drying off his hair. "How was my singing everyone?"
"Do you want the truth, or the sugar-coated version?" Leia asked tiredly.
"You were horrible!" Keyla burst out. "Why do you do this?"
"When someone touches my ship without telling me," he glanced at Mina who rolled her eyes. "I get in the mood to sing."
"Scruffy," Mina growled. "Do you know how close I was to trashing this thing?!"
Han smiled sweetly at her. "We're even, brat."
Mina shook her head and glared murderously at Han, before slumping in a chair and taking a deep breath to calm herself.
Han sighed, seeming satisfied and relaxed next to Leia, sliding an arm around her. She smiled at him. Keyla stayed at the rear control panel, fixated on something.
"What does this do?" she asked Han, pressing a button.
"DON'T TOUCH THAT!" Han shouted.
Keyla jumped away from it, startled. A strange gurgling noise erupted from the other room. Leia shook her head and laughed.
Han mumbled angrily and fiddled with a few levers. He turned toward Keyla and gave her a reprimanding look.
"Don't ever touch that! Are you trying to kill us? It's highly sensitive equipment! It shouldn't be handled carelessly."
Keyla looked at him bewilderedly. "Mina told me it was such an old piece of junk that it didn't matter what I touched cause basically nothing worked anyway."
Han whirled towards Mina. "WHAT-?"
She smirked at him. "Highly sensitive equipment?"
"If it was anymore sensitive, it wouldn't hold together." Leia put in, touching Mina's arm. "So technically he's right."
Luke covered his smile with his hand. It wasn't wise to get in between those two.
"Hey!" A cheery voice called from the kitchen, before Han could find a comeback. Lila bounced into the room, dragging Randy behind her. Randy had bits of egg stuck to his face and dark brown hair.
"Oh this?" He asked. He scratched his head and shrugged. "Something, just kind-of…uh…exploded…"
Keyla smiled and got up, ignoring the blatant looks in her direction. "Are the eggs ready?"
Lila nodded and smiled at everyone. "We made our special recipe. They are a Benisian delicacy!"
Randy gestured towards the kitchen. "Plenty for all."
Stealing glances at each other, Mina, Luke, Han and Leia reluctantly got up.
Ever since they had been on board, all three teens had been pestering them to make dinner. Lila said it was because they felt as if they weren't doing enough. Han had insisted (in a desperate but failed attempt to save his ship's kitchen) that they were doing exactly enough and everything was fine, but finally gave in.
Tonight was the night.
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Dinner on the Falcon Part 2
Disclaimer: George Lucas created Star Wars and all the recognizable characters I'm about to mention.
Dedicated to: Constantine ~ You know who you are!
Timeline, which I forgot to include last time…AFTER Jedi
Author Notes: Keyla Lila and Randy are from Banis and met Luke and 'the gang' on a life/death mission, where they tagged along to join the Rebellion. They are all very close. Mina Starr is Leia's best childhood friend, from the planet Arden. I'm aware of how strange this is going to be for all you people who take this seriously, but I'm making funny fics. The girls also have a ship called The Fireball and Mina calls Han 'Scruffy' and he calls her 'Brat'. Callista does not exist in my universe. Sorry! Luke's got a tiny crush on Mina in mine. Also, pretend the Falcon has a kitchen! Here we go!
Luke stared at the strange concoction in front of him. He had never seen eggs before that looked almost white. He scratched his head thoughtfully.
Han poked his warily. "What exactly is this again?"
"It's an omelet!" Keyla said giving him a confused look.
Silence settled over the table. Mina, Leia, Han and Luke poked their food, trying to make up their minds whether or not it was safe. Lila and Randy sat down and stared at them expectantly. Keyla perched herself on the edge of her seat and smiled.
"Hey Brat," Han whispered sweetly to Mina. "Why don't you go first?"
Mina smirked at him. "Not a chance Scruffy!"
Luke looked up at Randy. "Why aren't you three eating with us?"
"We want to see one of you guys eat first!" Lila replied. "We want to see your reactions!"
Hesitantly, Leia dared to be the first one. Slowly, she spooned some snowy eggs into her mouth. Everyone leaned forward as she chewed.
Suddenly a strange look passed over her face. She swallowed hard and her eyes began to water. She smiled shakily.
"They're great," she managed. "There's just one thing…"
Leia paused and coughed. "I'm just going to go get some water."
She bolted from the table and slammed the kitchen door behind her. Wrenching noises flooded from the room. Mina, Luke and Han exchanged worried glances. Keyla and the rest didn't seem to notice.
"So, who else wants water?" Randy offered.
Everyone raised his or her hands.
Randy opened the door to the kitchen and smiled at Leia, who was guzzling water from a four-litre bottle of water.
"Thirsty?" He joked.
"Randy!" Leia gasped, falling forward when she had finished drinking and grabbing his shoulders. "What was the white power on the eggs?"
"Oh, that was salt." He answered.
"WHAT?" Leia shrieked. "Randy are you trying to kill us?"
"What? Everyone on Banis eats eggs that way!" Randy protested.
"Yeah, but that much salt on eggs or anything edible is too much!" Leia tried to explain.
Suddenly Han burst into the kitchen, his face red.
"Water!" he gasped.
Leia handed him the bottle which he began to drink so fast that water dribbled down his chin and all over the floor.
"Han you're getting it all over!" Leia yelled.
Han stopped drinking and grabbed her shoulders, shaking her. "DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SALT I JUST CONSUMED???? IF I DON'T DRINK THAT MUCH, I AM GOING TO DIE! WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT THE FLOOR!!!??"
As Leia pried her boyfriend off of her, Mina and Luke slid in, grabbed the remaining amount of water and began to gulp it down. Water was everywhere. Han tried to step around Luke and Mina to get to the other bottles and slid down face first.
"AAAAAAAUGH!" He screamed pulling Luke down with him.
Water spilled over them both. Luke frantically scrambled for the water.
"Han you moron!" Mina was yelling. Then she tripped.
"AIEEEEEEEEY!" she screamed as she went down.
"Mina!" Leia screamed as Mina pulled her down.
Randy began to laugh.
"Shut up!" The four sopping wet people on the floor screamed, struggling to get up.
Amidst all this chaos, Lila and Keyla ran in and screamed for everyone to be quiet.
"I figured out what we did wrong." Lila announced hastily.
Everyone glared at them. Randy continued to laugh. Keyla smiled and shrugged sheepishly.
"Sorry," she apologized. "We didn't put in enough salt."
FIN
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