Ok, here she is.. my bestest best buddy in the whole wide world. (she was my buddy b/c in the third grade, I couldn't spell the word friend.)This is the person who I'd lie down in freakin' traffic for!! When were younger.. we were inseparable. We were like chocolate to milk. Like green eggs to ham. She was the Brain to my Pinky. I was the Wakko to her Yakko (our friend Jen was Dot.) We spent all of Elementary school together basically. Then.. I moved to NB. And my best friend still lived in WNY. Burger King (directly in the center of both our houses) became our meet up place. And all through High school we kept in touch. So, now... college separates us. And yes, I miss my best buddy. (Almost to the point where I want to cry.. which is odd... b/c if you know me.. I'm not the sentimental type. Semi-mental.. maybe.)
Now, as you are sitting there thinking, "What's to be done about this Sorkristal called Sysol...."
Well.. I miss my bestest friend. It's gotten lonely without her. No one to laugh at my jokes with. No one to player poker with.
I remember meeting Sysol in third barely. But I know we had to sit in the same group with Chris Fagalo (DAMN THAT CHRIS FAGALO! I HATE HIM SOO MUCH!)We had to sit in the same group with him b/c we were the only girls in the class without a crush on him. Anyway... then we started talking and stuff. Heheh.. in our class picture she came out with her mouth wide open.. it's like when we all said "Pizza!" (the photographer told us to say that..) she said "pizzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Then I had to go to Puerto Rico for fourth grade. But me and sysol wrote to each other. ok.. she wrote.. I think I wrote to her like twice. (In my entire life) Anyway, I came back for 5th... and we weren't in the same class. (No.. I had to be in the same class with, like, Chris Hurtado and Juan Sanchez. For the record... while Juan was a major pain in # 5.. Ours mom's were right.. he'd end up hot.) And... Sysol and me went to the same sitter. YAY! Sysol and me together... again. Oh yeah.. but she was still Sorkristal then.
In 6th, she became Sysol. And like the year before that.. and the years following... Sysol and me weren't in the same class. (instead I was in the same freakin' class with Chris Hurtado, Juan Sanchez, and my enemy at the time, Nixon Taverz. Ok... doesn't it count that I hated him b/c I liked him?? does it really matter at this point... like 7 years later?? ) (Oh yeah... Sysol actually knows that I didn't like "Tony" whatsoever. I liked that other guy the whole time. Ok.. ok.. so Christina guessed it. BIG DEAL! And you all probably thought I liked Chris Hurtado too...) Anyway, back to sysol. Anyway.. we were talking about how long her name is and all.. thinkin' we should shorten it. Anyway.. we were like Lysol... sysol rhymes with lysol..... hmm.. sounds to close to lysol.. so.. lets add an accent. And that's how she became sysol. By the way.. in 5th.. it was the best. Sysol invited me to her house for a halloween party. (Ok people, this is it.. the second we became best friends.) I asked my mom permission to go to the party.. and my mom was like sure. Anyway.. I get to her house. I lived on 50th at the time.. anyway.. there's like a sign up and everything that says "party this way" Anyawy.. I get there.. and well.. I'm hanging out with Sysol... had a blast playing with her. (Turns out, when my mom goes to Judy, that's uh sysol's mom, that what happened with the party? Judy just kinda turns to my mom and says, "what party?") Sysol had done it.. kinda tricked me into going over and hanging out with her.. well.. kinda tricked our parents into it. BUT WHO CARES NOW! We've been best friends ever since. Anyway.. back to 6th... Sysol started staying home and I still got stuck with the same sitter. This grinch of a woman. ok she wasn't mean... but... she wasn't exactly mary poppins. I missed my friend.. so i asked my mom.. and I got to stay with SYSOL! YAY! actually.. the other sitter had to get some surgery and couldn't take care of me.. from then on.. she lost me forever. HEHeh..
then
it was great!!!
since my mom has to go to work like super early.. I spent from like 5 am to like 7 pm at sysols. IT WAS THE BEST! We did our hw.. but then played the rest of the time. And so on and so on
... (She actually conviced me to go to prom)... and we'll High school's high school. We still kept in touch.. even though her color guard would get in the way. But..
No matter what... she'll always be my best friend.
AND IiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii WILL ALWAYS LOOOOOOOVVEEEEEEEEEE YOU (I'm not in love with you but.. you'll always be my bodyguard! Hey.. wait...)
Message to Sysol:
Hey Sysol, I got one word: Welcome.
Go ahead.. read about somebody else.. you know you wanna!!
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