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Warning, Girl without Warning.

about me:

full name: Amanda.. Panda... Miranda???
nicknames: Batman, Homemade Batman, Batz, Batman Capone, Queen Mum, Batman Smalls, Notorious BATMAN, Batmanda, Lucky, Yellow Chicken Bandito Numero Uno, Ms Director (although I always hated that, no one calls Burton Mr. Director), Crazy Bitch, Over-achiever, Quiet One, Manfred, Manny Moe and Jack, Steven (as in spielberg), That-Girl-From-Blockbuster, Fred, Cooper
sex: female
born: I'd be 21
born in: NY, NY
resides in: North Bergen, Nj

school: currently schooless
courses: none
height/weight: 5'6" and a half!! weight.. 140
eyes/hair: brown and brown, usually...
shoe size: 8 1/2 - 9 why.. you wanna try on my shoes??
ethnicity: devils fan
iq: Unknown
blood type: can't remember, and this would be helpful to know.
sign: Capricorn
marital status: Single... just in case you're readin this Orlando bloom.. and if you're Sean biggerstaff i sooo did not mean the Orlando Bloom thing. you're my hunk-a-hunk of burning fictional british wizard.

oddities:

collections: Dvd's, Blink 182 posters, movie stubs, sea world plushes
hobbies: watching movies.. nothing brings me greater joy. Trust me.. nothing... well... maybe insulting people
habits: I bite my nails.. better than smoking and drinking if you ask me..
smoke: no.. ugh.. who wants bad breath and yellow teeth
drink: soda, soda, soda
do drugs: I hate Stoners
do you have any piercings? tattoos?: no and no
do you want any: Tattoos.. but in a place I will be able to hide when I gets old. (no, not on my ass).. but then again everyone wants one now a days so i'm gonna be different I'm gonna be tattoo free.
do you wear glasses: no
do you read tabloids: nope.. waiting until i'm on one
do you wear a hat: not anymore.. a hat will never touch my head in honor of my lost Atticus hat. Please come back. :O(
do you know all the words to your national anthem: yes
did you eat crayons as a kid: I tried play dough.. when I was 17
do you wear jewelry: No.. I wear a watch.. thats pretty much the extent
do you paint your nails: no.. will get in the way of my biting them
do you consider yourself a good listener: What about a shoe??
do you sing in the shower: no
do you talk to your pets: don't have any pets to talk to.
do you talk to yourself: No.. *mumbles* They're on to us... shh they can read our thoughts.. *non-mumbling* hey you look great tonight..
do you talk in your sleep: *shrugs*
do you snore: not sure.. usually asleep at the time. I drool though.. well. sometimes
do you lick envelopes or use a sponge: erm.. when was the last time i even wrote a letter..
do you shave your legs: yes
pits: yes
"bikini-line": ermm... i plead the 5th
arms: i did like twice
do you think cheerleading is a sport?: I'd be ashamed to have a cheerleader in the family.

typical:

shampoo: right now pantine prov
conditioner: right now. pantine.. trying to fix those split ends
toothpaste: colgate
dental floss: johnson and johnson..
deoderant: This gay ass deoderant that I sweat through every 3 hours...

lists:

list all pets: none
list all family members: live with: mother
list all ex-boyfriends: One ex-boyfriend.. two ex-boyfriend HA-HA -HA

favorites:


favorite movies: Raiders of the Lost Ark, Star Wars, Jaws, Good Will Hunting, Alien, a clockwork orange, the goonies, the wizard of oz, beetlejuice, Batman, Sleepy Hallow, The Mummy, Rush hour 2, Gladiator, Chasing Amy, Shawshank Redemption, Gods and Monsters, Dogma, Harry Potter, Shrek, The Exorcist, Some Like it Hot, Run Lola Run, Clerks, Minority Report, Signs, Blair Witch, Lord of the Rings, Jurassic Park, Saving Private Ryan, Mulan, Aladdin, Two Towers, Harry Potter 2, Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?, Citizen Kane, Catch Me If You Can, About a boy, spaceballs, history of the World, And now for something completely different, Matrix , nightmare before xmas, Jumanji, trainspotting, American History X, El Mariachi, fight club, Chicago, Rabbit Proof Fence, Bend it Like Beckham, El Mariachi, holy grail, Pirates of the Caribbean, 28 days Later,
favorite tv shows: the simpsons, whose line, Fraiser, scrubs,Arthur, that 70's show, Drew Carey Show, 3rd rock from the Sun, The Three Stooges, PBS reality shows!! Everwood, Mystery
favorite food: Lasagna and hamburgers.. but not together
favorite alcoholic drink: i don't like the taste
favorite webpage: IMDB. com and Death-Curse.com
favorite authors: I don't read much.. but I really like Harry Potter.. or Ron...
favorite athlete: Brian Rafalski/Scott Gomez/Scott Stevens/Martin Broduer.. AWWW SCREW IT.. The enire Devils Team
favorite bands: blur, System Of a Down, Pennywise, Busta.. umm.. Coldplay..
favorite curse word: whore bitch.. and fuck *insert name here*! Fuck him/her up his/her stupid ass!
favorite fruit: Grapefruits.. and is a banana a fruit?
favorite candy: hmm.. gummi bears, sour straws.. Oh.. I found the best.. chocolate covered gummi bears... oh yeah and cookie dough.. that concession candy rules.. Peanut Butter cups.. er.. ice cream..
favorite animal/insect: Red Pandas.. they are awesome
favorite actor/actress: Harrison Ford, steve buscemi, Morgan Freeman, johnny depp, kevin spacey, George Clooney, Tim Robbins, John Leguizamo, ewan mcgregor.. mel gibson.. matt damon.. Affleck, or course! Clive Owen, Chris Tucker.. Jackie Chan.. Christina Ricci, Cate Blanchet, Hellen Mirren, Meagan Mullaly (uh. Karen from Will and Grace) Angelina Jolie, Susan Surrandon.. Zhang Ziyi.. Catherine Zeta-Jones
favorite boardgame: clue.. considering I think I've only lost a few times at this game
favorite color: blue
favorite music video: Song 2, blur... Put your hands where my eyes can see, Busta.. Ava Adore, Smashing Pumpkins... Damnit, Blink
favorite magazine: Premiere
favorite smells: ok.. I'll give in.. para mi bebe shampoo... heavenly..
favorite poet/lyricist: Langston Hughes hes the MAN!
favorite sport to watch: hockey
favorite sport to play: hockey.. but i suppose baseball is easier for me to actually play.. and i'm a decent basketball player
favorite day of the week: wednesdays
favorite toy: I have a Legolas action figure!!
favorite type of gum: bubble jug
favorite cereal: lucky charms
favorite flower: F*ck flowers
favorite place to be: movie theater
favorite quote: "Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the schrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorroids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president." Will Hunting, Good Will Hunting

this or that:

truth or dare: truth.
WWF or WCW: hockey
ocean or pool: ocean
cake or pie: cake
"sean", "shawn", or "shaun": I know a sean... but I think Shaun is cooler...
gum- spit or swallow: I usually end up swallowing it.. and it did not make a whole in my stomach!!
love or lust: screw love.. infactions are way cooler
walmart, k-mart, or target: k-mart.. but if there was a Wall mart around here.. i'd go there
read or write: write unless if i'm reading harry potter
sun or snow: sun.
lay on the beach or play in the sand: i'm all play.
bagel or doughnut: bagel
chocolate or vanilla: depends
wild or mild: erm
croutons or bacon bits: croutons
sit in the stands or play the game: what sport?
ice cream or frozen yogourt: the frogurt is also cursed
tea or coffee: tea.. coffee stunts your growth.. not that i'll grow much more.. but i don't want to stunt it anymore than i can..
read the book or see the movie: hahah.. this is me we are talking about.. screw the book.. bring on the movie!
french toast or pancakes: and in the morning, i'm making waffles!
silver or gold: silver.
crab or lobster: shrimp
cassettes or cd's: cd's.
opening envelopes- knife or tear it: Do you really think I should be trusted with a knife...
democrat or republican: republocrat or demolican.. i'm an Amandaist ok.. we belive that Amanda is the unquestioned ruler
smell or taste: taste
coke or pepsi: pepsi
care bears or rainbow bright: rainbow brite (its brite you illiterate tv people)
frogs or toads: frogs.
tootsie-pop or blow-pop: tootsie roll
big red, doublemint, or juicy fruit: juicy fruit
broom or mop: broom..i hate moping.. wait a minite.. I hate housework.
dogs or cats: dogs
boxers or briefs: imma say boxers with fun prints.. like batsignals.. or fortune cookies ... or Mel Brooks.. imagine that mel brooks on your ass.... ha...
ru paul or dennis rodman: ru paul.
leather or vinyl: i dunno.. i'll go with vinyl..
m&m's or smarties: m&m's.. whats a smartie? Me! hahahahahahahahahahah. I kill me.
french poodle, french fries, or french kiss: I dunno do i have to french kiss a deep fried poodle?
taco or burrito: taco
cell phone or pay phone: my phone used to have a cool sticker "For Rectal Use Only"
star wars or star trek: star wars.. but i was raised a trekie.. so thats cool too (cap'n picard is the man)
'who wants to be a millionaire?' or 'greed': Whose line
nacho cheese or cool ranch: nacho
snapple or fruitopia: pepsi
pen or pencil: pen
'survivor' or 'big brother': F*CK! i hate reality television
'armageddon' or 'independence day': Ben vs Will.. Independence Day was the better film.. but Armageddon had... Steve Buscemi
sunrise or sunset: sunrise
crushed or cubed: cubed
apple or orange: orange
cheerios or corn flakes: frosted flakes
sprite or 7-up: sprite
ribbed or plain: ew.
dry or lubricated: erm..
early bird or night owl: night owl in early bird clothing
hug or kiss: depends the person
showers or baths: baths
is the glass half empty or half full: half-empty
lefty, righty or ambidextrous: righty

other questions:

what's on your mouse pad: Homer Simpson
future daughters name: Indiana
future sons name: Seamus, Dominic
would you ever ask the guy for the shirt off his back: Oh would I ever!!! OH MR. BLOOM! You look hot.. here.. let me take your shirt...
what is on the walls of you room: movie posters
what's under your bed: my couch
what is your dream car: Mini cooper
have you ever gone skinny dipping?: no.. no one should have to see me naked..
what is on your ceiling?: blink poster
what is in your sock drawer: socks...
what causes do you believe in: that i should be the unquestionable lord and master of the world
what do you think is gross: chocolate covered ants
what scares you: final destination and my imagination mostly.. every fear i have is from my imagenation anyway.. oh yeah that someday I will be brushing my teeth.. close the door to take a shower.. and see some dead girl's reflection in the mirror. No lie.. it's an actual honest to god fear of mine.
what color is your toothbrush?: green
where are your ancestors from: puerto rico and portugal
what do you say funny: lots of things.. I hate my voice.. and whats this I hear about me having an accent?
what is your worst injury ever?: paper cuts
what is the hardest thing about growing up?: puberty
do you believe in love at first sight?: no
have you ever been in love: I love Hot Elfin Guy
look at your middle finger of your right hand. what do you see: the middle finger of my right hand
what is the best feeling in the world?: seeing an old friend (that you like) again after a long time
what is the worst feeling in the world?: naseau
are you crossing your legs right now: hahahahah no
do you think looks are important?: you know what.. I'm changing my personally view.. I will date any guy that resembles film or a movie in anyway.
how many kids do you want to have?: none really.. I'll take a monkey
life motto: F*ck it.. as long as you're happy.. and I don't get arrested..

Have you ever:

Fallen for your best friend?: No.. Tim and I dicussed that our egos are far too big to ever date each other. And... well... I'd crush Slick like a roach.. be like.. bitch.. my ego must win... and Mario.. well...
Made out w/ JUST a friend?: the less said the better
Been rejected?: Far more times than I ever will be accepted.. but that's life.. I reject all the time anyway..
Been in love?: Yes. I'll admit it.. I've seen a picture of Orlando Bloom with no shirt on.. I love the man..
Been in lust?: Heh-Heh-Heh
Used someone?: No.. actually.. well.. I guess if you twist around things.. and stuff.. then you could say I used Vic for the Harry Potter DVD. But I didn't really expect him to get it for me.. soooooo
Been used?: If I was.. then it's a good thing that I didn't notice b/c I'll kill the mother f*cker.
Cheated on someone?: No... and I never will.. shit if i knew that i was gonna cheat in some way or for i'd call the boyfriend up two seconds before i did.. so I wouldn't cheat
Been cheated on?: no.. at least... I don't think I have.... Imma answer no.
Been kissed?: I'm turning out to be quite the little hussy
Done something you regret?: oh man..... Who was the last person...

You talked to?: Mum
You kissed?: You think i can remember a year ago.. i'm lucky if i remember last week..
You had sex with?: People aren't reallly lining up to sleep with me....
Who broke your heart?: Heart-broken.. eh.. pfffffttt
Who told you they loved you?: ooh.. well... ooh.. um... it's been a long time since i've heard that

Do you...

Color your hair?: I could have made Cyndi Lauper jealous.
Have tattoos?: I wanted my tattoo to be an individual.. but now that everyones getting them.. f*ck that. I'm no cod damn wannabe. Well... I guess that's debatable.. I mean I am a wannabe director.. here we go again... mindless amanda banter
Have piercings?: on my ears.. but honestly.. if I could speak when I was born I'd be like "Lady! Ya, you the one with the ear piercing gun! F*ck off!"
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both?: no it seems men don't like a girl who loves LOTR
Own a thong?: It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all... nothing at all... nothing at all.... Stupid, sexy flanders!!!
Ever get off the damn computer?: hang on.. let me turn my lap top on

Have you / do you / are you:


Stolen anything?: no... just 'cause I'm Puerto Rican.....
Smoke?: no
Schizophrenic?: most likely
Panic?: Yeah.. you should see me when I'm stuck in traffic in the tunnel going to school
Anxiety?: Yeah.. you should see me when I'm stuck in traffic in the tunnel going to school
Depressed?: i'm hungry now.. when i'm hungry get depressed
Suicidal?: one word: homicide
What facial feature do you find the most attractive on others?: smile.. boy am i a sucker for the ass.. er.. smile... and.. backs... I dunno.. but when you see a really hot guy... and his shirt fits his back tottally great.. it's like.. wow...
Would you marry for money?: Whats with everyone asking me this question. I know the answer.. you know the answer
Have you had braces?: nope
When was the last time you had a hickey?: oh stop asking me stuff i don't know know the answer to.. I know bilbo baggins birthday
Could you live without a computer?: I can live without the internet.. but i need my comp for screenplays
What is your favorite place to visit?: England????
What is the last movie you saw?: at home Lilo and Stitch, theaters the Incredibles (2nd viewing)
Do you kiss on the first date?: I'd have to go on a 1st date to find out
Did you like or do you like high school?: hahahahahahahah
Who do you want to kiss?: Three guess who I want to kiss!!
Do you think you can draw well?: I'm ok
Do you write poetry?: no way.. I'm no poet.. don't even pretend to be
Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?: I'm going to go with physical.. b/c when it happens.. thats all you can think about.. you can forget every once in a while about emotional pain
Are you a sex addict?: i don't think i am
How long is your hair?: past my shoulders
Do looks matter?: For the most part, yes
Do you trust others easily?: I do.. but once I get kinda screwed over I never forget it... what did Juan say.. I can forget but never forgive.. it was some crazy philosophical bullshit like that...
What do you look for in a guy/girl?: One thing.. a love for movies.. then theres that smile
What are you worried about right now?: tsumanis
Do you think you are strong?: Strong like bull, grrrrr
What's your least favorite thing in the world?: loosing.. i'm far too competive for my own good

New Questions:


Been to Africa? nope
Been toilet papering? nope.. god.. I did waste my youth.. pfft.. using my imagination...
Loved somebody so much it made you cry? shut the f*ck up! Mighty Joe Young was a special person... did he have to fall like that..
Favorite word or phrase: etto... nando ka.. nando ka..
Favorite Restaurant: outback
Favorite Sesame Street Character: Ernie
Disney or Warner Bros.? In a Disney movie.. people just get scared enough to change their lives.. in a warner bro's movie.. people get scared enough.. till they want to change there lives.. then some guy with a gun shows up and kills them.. (the universal one has a guy with a sword)
Have you ever been convicted of a crime? eventually..
Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? doesn't maxing out your credit card give you bad credit..
What do you do most often when you are bored? honestly.. go into my imagination..
What is currently playing in your Stereo? nothing
WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? none
FAVORITE SOUND? Tv.. *grunts*
WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE? I'll say fullfillment.. I guess you gotta be whole so you can live your life in peace.. I don't know what i'm talking about.. I'm changing my answer to money
DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? Stitch!
STORMS - COOL OR SCARY more fun than rowdy cowboys..
IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Orson Welles.. just to get into an arugement..


BRAND SPANKIN' NEW QUESTIONS!!
Fallen for your best friend?: I love Sorkristal and I love Tim... but I'm not in love with them.
Made out with JUST a friend?: Look if my choices are tim and sysol.. then i want another best friend
Been rejected?: Enough times to know that i will never ever ask out another guy again
Been in love?: If I know myself like I know myself.. then I'm gonna have to say I love me my movies.
Been in lust?: Isn't this one of the seven deadly sins.... Oh that Orlando bloom.. rrrrrrrooowwwww...
Used someone?: For f*cks sake.. i did didn't I...
Been used?: not that I'm aware of...
Cheated on someone?: And I never will..
Been cheated on?: No
Done something you regret?: Yeah... yup.... uh-huh
You touched?: touched what.. the dishes... the computer.. the sink.. the desk.. touched what..
You talked to?: In person, My Mother, On the Phone, Louie, Online, tim
You hugged?: um... Ray.. i think
You instant messaged?: Tim!
You kissed?: like i said.. don't remember anymore
You yelled at?: tim.. for thinking my b-day was sunday
You laughed with?: Tim Have you/are you/do you....
Considered a life of crime?: Can i go back and time and be Al Capone's dame... um... but without the crazy syphillis. (Not that I have it.. he did.. true story I saw it on the History Channel.)
Considered being a hooker?: cheap rouge does not look good on my complexion.
Considered being a pimp?: Some days you feel like a nut, some days you got to give someone the back of the hand. I don't really think it's my line of work.
Are you psycho?: What like Norman Bates?
Schizophrenic?: hahahah.. I wish....
Obsessive?: Noo.. I don't need anything right now...
Obsessive compulsive?: Is there a test for this?
Anxiety?: Um. No?
Depressed?: Not usually.. only when I talk to certain people.. AND especially if I go a long time without seeing a movie.
Suicidal?: Why kill myself.. when I could kill others.. is NJ into the death penalty?
Obsessed with hate?: Ask my enemies... on second thought.. I am far to young to have so many.
Understanding: I guess when I want to be...
Open-minded: Def.
Arrogant: most likely
Insecure: um.. only if i'm around a guy I like.. which doesn't happen too often.. so i'm good.
Hungry: actually, yes... I should go get food now
Friendly: Totally! When my arrogance doesn't get in the way.
Smart: Apparently I was smarter than 400 of my NBHS classmates in Sept 2000
Moody: If i'm sleepy AND hungry.. watch out!!
Childish: *hangs head in shame*
Independent: I don't think I can take this abuse much longer
Hard working: you do three jobs, see how you like it!
Organized: nope, not at all.
Healthy: I don't know..
Emotionally Stable: Um.. I'm going to have to say no.. b/c I don't really like to face any emotions..
Shy: sometimes.. not usually though
Difficult: Probably
Attractive: I heard this rumor that I was goreous... but I think he was just trying to get me to sleep with him.
Bored Easily: Sorry what was that question I was watching tv
Responsible: Well.. yeah.. kind of


Currents



Current Clothes: Pj pants and old navy shirt
Current Taste: I don't remember the taste of food
Current Hair: ponytail
Current Annoyance: lack of food
Current Smell: Um.... *shrugs* dunno.. I don't smell anything
Current thing you ought to be doing: writing, sleeping, eating
Current Desktop Picture: ROTK
Current Favorite Group: Howard Shore & the Lotr orchestra
Current Book: even if i had time to read a book, I can assure you, I wouldn't
Current DVD In Player: Lilo and stich in the lap top, gladiator in the dvd player in my room, Hetty wainthrope in my comp, and last but not least, ROTK downstairs
Current Refreshment: none... but you can add thirst to my hunger
Current Worry: tsumani???
Current Crush: James *sigh*
Current Favorite Celebrity: Hmm.. today I am into... Harry Potter


Favorite...



Food: lasagna/hamburgers/shrimp
Drink: sprite
Color: blue and grey
Shoes: sketchers
Candy: minty things
Movie: Raiders
Dance: um... Romanian music!!
Vegetable: is tomato a vegetable
Fruit: oranges, bananas (are they fruit?)


On preferences...



Chocolate milk or hot chocolate?: chocolate milk... I don't like hot stuff.. i mean... i don't like hot liquid beverages
McDonalds or Burger King?: TIE!
Marry the perfect lover or the perfect friend?: orlando bloom
Sweet or sour?: sweet
Root Beer or Dr. Pepper?: Dr. Pepper
Sappy/action/comedy/horror?: ACTION! ACTION! ACTION! i'm all about the action.
Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese?: nacho cheese!
Mud or Jell-O wrestling?: deGRADing
With or without ice-cubes?: surprise me
Shine or rain?: shine!
Winter/Summer/Fall/Spring?: anyone else see this movie??
Vanilla or Chocolate?: vanilla
Eyes open or closed?: depends what we re taking here.. I like to swim w/ my eyes open.. even though it stings my eyes
Fly or breathe under water?: gonna go w/ slick and combine them both
Bunk-bed or waterbed?: did the bunk bed thing.. want the regular bed now.
Chewing gum or hard candy?: gum
Motor boat or sailboat?: um.. again i'll agree w/ slick... a yacht!
Lights on or off?: when i sleep.. off.. when I read on.. when i watch movies on...
Chicken or fish?: I hate fish.. i do like shrimp


What's your favorite:



Number?: 8
Holiday?: Thanksgiving
Place?: great adventure
Flower?: none
Scent?: too many....
If you could be anywhere, where would you be?: making a movie
What are you listening to?: nothing
Can you do anything freakish with your body?: .....
} Do you have a favorite animal: red pandas!! or giraffes.. um.. dogs...
1. What is the funniest commercial ever?: Oh.. um.. LOL.. the one where the red car is parked.. and you hear a dog barking off screen.. LOL.. and then the dog runs right into the car! THATS GREAT!!
2. The most annoying thing ever?: uh... lines
3. Who needs to take a plunge to the bottom of a well?: Andrew
4. Where are your morals?: in the well w/ andrew
5. What is the worst of the seven deadly sins?: wrath
6. Will you take it lying down?: um..... no?
The worst way to die: drowning and buring to death. I'd like neither to happen to me thank you very much.
What will it say on your gravestone?: *insert amusing gravestone here*
Did you clean up your plate?: nope, lol
What do you have to say for yourself?: I'm sorry.....
Who would you like to bathe?: three guesses who... Yummy yummy
Your three favorite words: movies, film, and celluliod
The worst thing to hear at 3 a.m.: The neighbors going at it in the shower...
What do you honestly think of the Spice Girls?: I liked them
Oops, I did it again: Spear Britney
Sex--alone or with a partner?: who answers themself???
Are you a 'people person'?: Yep...
Are you a 'morning person'?: You're not fully clean until you're zest fully clean!!
Are you a 'people in the morning person'?: I don't even know what that means
Quote some great lyrics: [ Finish the sentence.... ]
If I had a hammer: I’d have a hammer.
So I said to the man: DAMN THE MAN! SAVE THE EMPIRE!
The best things in life are: free... but you can give to the birds a nd the bees I want money.... that's what I want...
The grass is always greener: In Arkansas.. in fact I hear rumors that its blue.
If you can't beat them: Build an arc and have the Lord almighty drown the rest of the lot while you and noah chill out with 2 of every animal.
If I could I would: see Return of the King with my hunk-a-hunk of burnin' elf.
I shouldn't, but I have: given up coldstone
I can, but I won't: watch LOTR tonight
Ever been in jail?: The stories they say about dropiing the soap are true.
Ever have to go to court for something you did?: What did Tim tell you?
Ever do something that, if you had been caught, you would have served significant jail time for?: In time....
Ever let someone else take the blame for something you did?: If i can help it
Have you ever had casual sex?: What has Tim told you?
Have you ever punched anybody?: My cousins...
Is any part of your body fake?: You actually think my breasts are real?
I don't understand: customers
Surprisingly: Pauley Shore hasn't been killed
I'm trying to understand: canolis
Do unto others: while they are not looking then run away really fast
I know I'm not crazy because: Er.. I haven't been commited
Finally, your last words will probably be: All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers!

So new, they make my baby cousin look like a grandma questions!!!!!!

Stolen from Ashley

1. What did you do in 2004 that you'd never done before? I went to Germany, Austria, and Switerzland.. that was new
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?Best way to keep 'em, is not make 'em
3. Did anyone close to you give birth? Not this year
4. Did anyone close to you die? No one really close, but I was still sad
5. What countries did you visit? Germany, Austria, Switzerland, Lienchenstein
6. What would you like to have in 2005 that you lacked in 2004? Orlando bloom??
7. What dates from 2004 will remain etched upon your memory, and why? ROTK does a clean sweep and takes home 11 oscars also Munich, Germany *sigh*
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year? Finished writing my book
9. What was your biggest failure? nat making more movies
10. Did you suffer illness or injury? Er no..
11. What was the best thing you bought? Fellowship EE and ROTK EE (and i mean the big bad boys)
12. Whose behavior merited celebration? Oh... um.. Donkey?
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed? Creepy old man
14. Where did most of your money go? DVDS
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about? LOTR ROTK EE and of course the clean sweep
16. What song will always remind you of 2004? Oohh.. Dragostea din tei!!!
7. Compared to this time last year, are you: a) happier or sadder? Happier
b) thinner or fatter? thinner
c) richer or poorer? richer
18. What do you wish you'd done more of? movie making
19. What do you wish you'd done less of? Eating coldstone.. wait i wish i did more of that
20. How will you be spending Christmas? at blockbuster
22. Did you fall in love in 2004? I love you LOTR *muah*
23. How many one-night stands? None.. I couldn't.. he was 18...
24. What was your favorite TV program? Mystery!
25. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year? no.. its the same people
26. What was the best book you read? ROTK in the USA hey!!