Trust me, if you have done, or have thought about
doing
anyone of these items than you pass the test!
You have been to the Disney theme parks exactly
101 times, and
now have to aim for another Disney number (20,000 sounds good!).
You actually like to sing "It's a Small World" .
You can sing "It's a Small World" in
all 33 languages (you know who you are).
You don't have any siblings or kids, but you are
the first in
line to see every Disney animated feature on the opening
day, and then you search for a family with two small kids to
sit by in the theater so no one suspects anything.
You know which movie Disney plans to make next
at least six
months ahead of time, then you purposely go to Vons to look
for that movie's advertisements on the check-out stand dividers
so you can write down the opening date and clear your calender.
Then, you ask the cashier if you can keep the
grocery divider so you can hang it on you wall.
(Just in case you haven't done this yet, they always say
no.)
You go on E-Bay
to check out the 32,687 Disney items for sale and
end up getting into a bidding war over a 99 cent Tomorrowland pin.
Of course, you win the bid, but end up paying $2.50 more in
shipping!
You wait in the lines at Disneyland for up
to 30 minutes to get Cinderella's autograph.
You know that the sword in the stone can't be
pulled
out at Disneyland, but doggonit, ya' try anyway!
You sing Disney songs
at random, changing tunes at
a key word mentioned by an unsuspecting bystander.
You quote lines from Disney animated features
without
realizing it, and then ask "Did I just say that out loud?"
You're saving up to buy an authentic
Disney costume for Halloween next year.
You tried to bribe Cinderella into letting you have hers.
You don't notice the heat in Walt Disney World.
You don't notice the rain in Walt Disney World.
You don't notice the kids dripping ice cream all over your sneakers.
You plan to
become a future CEO of Disney (Oh, maybe
that's just me... Look out Michael Eisner, here I come!).
You actually read this far - the
true test of
commitment!
Go back to the Disney Freak's Web Site!!! ºOº
