| Quotes from the first Tremors movie |
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Some of the best lines from the film.....
Val: Roger that Burt, and congratulations. Be advised, however, that there are two more, repeat, two more motherhumpers. Earl: Is this a job for an intelligent man? Val: Well, show me one and I'll ask him. Earl: Damn it Valentine, you never plan ahead, you never take the long view, I mean here it is Monday and I'm already thinking of Wednesday... It is Monday right? Val: You see, we plan ahead, that way we don't do anything right now. Earl: Dammit, Valentine! You never go for any girl unless she fits that stupid list of yours from top to bottom. Val: Well, sure. Earl : Yeah, and it's dumber than my hind end! Like that Bobbie Lynn Dexter. Val: Tammy Lynn Baxter! Earl: Doesn't matter. They're all the same: dead weight. "Ooh, I broke a nail!" Ugh! Makes my skin crawl. Val: Yeah, well, I'm a victim of circumstance. Earl: I thought you called it your pecker. |
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[Earl and Valare about to meet Rhonda. Val pictures her] [Earl and Val have just been chased by a 30 foot long monster] Rhonda: Did you notice anything weird a minute ago? Val: This valley is just one long smorgasbord. Earl: Damn it, listen to me. I'm older and wiser. Val: Yeah, well you're half right. [Burt looks at the monster fought off with his "toys"] Burt: Guess you broke into the wrong God damn rec room, didn't ya! [Burt looks at his bomb shelter for perhaps the last time] Burt: Food for five years, a thousand gallons of gas, air filtration, water filtration, Geiger counter. Bomb shelter! Underground... God damn monsters. Val: Good morning, Mr. Bassett. This is your wake up call. Please move your ass. [On the creatures] Earl Bassett: I'm betting on outer space. No way these are local boys. Val: I can't believe we said no to free beer!
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