IF TITANIC WERE ON FACEBOOK
Written by Rachel Dalloway
Based on some situations originated by James Cameron.

Rose D has a relationship request from Cal H.

Rose D has denied the relationship request.

Cal H wrote on her wall: WTF?

Ruth D wrote on her wall: Why didn't you accept it?

Rose D has changed her status to: I hate my life.

Rose D has changed her relationship status from "Single" to "Engaged to Cal H"

Cal H has changed his status to: Aw yeah!

Ruth D has changed her status to: So relieved.

Rose D likes "Considering Suicide?"

Rose D has changed her status to: Well, that was an epic fail...but it was still kind of interesting.

Rose D has a friend request from Jack D.

Rose D has accepted the friend request.

Rose D has changed her status to: :)

Cal H has commented on her status: That's about me right?

Cal H has commented on her friend request acceptance: DO NOT FUCK WITH ME

Jack D has commented on her friend request acceptance: BRING IT ON

Ruth D has commented on her status: That better not be about what I think it's about. Do you hear me?

Cal H has changed his status to: So frustrated.

Ruth D has commented on his status: Right there with you.

Jack D has changed his status to: This is probably a bad idea, but...

Rose D has changed her status to: I don't care!

Jack D has commented on her status: That's what I was going to say! LOL!

Rose D has commented on her status: I know! :)

Jack D has commented on her status: :)

Cal H has commented on her status: Where the fuck are you?

Jack D has changed his status to: Oh. My. God.

Rose D has commented on his status: That's good, right?

Jack D has commented on his status: Yes, yes it is.

Rose D has changed her status to: Being chased with Jack D!

Jack D has been tagged in a post by Rose D

Cal H has commented on Rose D's status: Seriously?

Jack D has changed his status to: Best night ever.

Rose D has commented on his status: Me, too.

Rose D has changed her relationship status from "Engaged to Cal H" to "In a relationship with Jack D"

Jack D has a relationship request from Rose D

Jack D is now in a relationship with Rose D

Cal H has commented on Rose D's relationship status: That's what you think!

Jack D has changed his status to: The night has definitely started to go downhill.

Jack D has changed his status to: And it's getting worse by the minute.

Cal H has changed his status to: MWAHAHAHAHA

Rose D has changed her status to: WTF?

Rose D has commented on Cal H's status: Fuck you!

Rose D and Cal H are no longer friends.

Cal H has commented on his status: What did I do?

Ruth D has changed her status to: Where did I go wrong?

Rose D and Ruth D are no longer friends.

Rose D has changed her status to: I'm coming for you!

Jack D has commented on her status: That would kick some serious ass right about now. Thanks.

Jack D likes "Not Drowning While Handcuffed to a Pipe."

Cal H has commented on Jack D's activity: MWAHAHAHAHA

Jack D has changed his status to: I am free!

Rose D has changed her status to: Oh, yes! I got skills!

Cal H has changed his status to: Fuck

Cal H likes "Dramatic, psychotic gestures."

Rose D has commented on his activity: Seriously?

Jack D has commented on his status: Yeah, ‘cause that's a mature reaction.

Cal H has changed his status to: I'm on a boat, motherfuckers!

Rose D has changed her status to: This is not cool.

Jack D has commented on her status: No, this is not cool.

Rose D has commented on her status: You can get us through this, right?

Jack D has commented on her status: Um...sure...

Rose D has changed her status to: Maybe I should have gotten on that boat.

Cal H has commented on her status: Hindsight's a bitch, isn't it?

Jack D has changed his status to: I wish getting on a boat had been an option for me.

Cal H has commented on his status: I can't stop laughing long enough to form a comment! LOL!

Rose D wrote on Jack D's wall: I LOVE YOU!

Jack D commented on Rose D's wall post: Let's not go to that place yet, okay? Let's save it for when we *don't* die.

Rose D commented on her wall post: Look! A boat!

Jack D commented on her wall post: Look! I'm alive!

Rose D has changed her status to: Go survival!

Rose D has a relationship request from Jack D.

Rose D has accepted the relationship request.

Rose D and Jack D are now "Married."

The End.

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