THREE MEN AND A LADY
Chapter Eight

He had done it. It had taken Cal three weeks and two days, but he had done it. He had found the perfect house. It wasn’t too small, or too close to the next house, and best of all, the trees stood perfectly straight in the backyard, far away from the house.

He burst into the hotel room the four of them had shared for the last few weeks. "I found it!" he yelled.

"Found what?" Rose asked. She appeared interested, but didn’t look away from her newspaper.

"Well—" Cal stopped. Why was she wearing a top hat?

Why was she wearing his top hat? Cal didn’t know. "Uh…Rose, why are you—"

"Help!"

Rose jumped from her chair. "Come on!"

Cal stared at her. "Why?"

"Because your housemate is screaming!" She pulled his ear.

"Ow!"

"That’s what you get."

In the past few weeks, Rose’s anger had escalated to new heights. Heights Cal had never known she could reach. It had become a common occurrence for her to pull his ears half off his head when she became angry.

Well, that wasn’t entirely true. She only did this when she was angry with him. Jack would watch, amused, when she attacked Cal. Fabrizio would chew thoughtfully on some bacon, and usually ask if they would help him make shadow puppets.

"Could you please get off your lazy asses and help me?"

"Who is that? Fabrizio or Jack?"

"Jack," answered Rose. She walked from the room before Cal could comment.

They found Jack pressed against the wall, eyes wide in terror. Fabrizio stood nearby, a large knife in his hand. His arms were covered in a red substance.

"Stay away," Jack whispered.

Fabrizio looked confused. "What’s wrong with you?" He took a step toward Jack.

Jack pressed himself closer to the wall, sliding into a corner. "Don’t come any closer."

"Why not?" Fabrizio twirled the knife between his fingers. Jack whimpered.

"Uh…Rose?"

Rose turned to face Cal. "What?"

"Don’t you think you should help?"

"Well, duh."

Cal was perplexed. "Then why aren’t you?"

"Do you really want to deal with Fabrizio and a knife?"

"Rose?" Jack whispered.

Rose’s voice was soothing. "It’s all right, Jack."

"Why does Fabrizio have a huge knife and blood all over him?"

She glanced at him out of the corner of her eye. "Jack, that’s not blood."

"It’s not?"

"No, Jack."

He cautiously stepped away from the wall.

"Yes, it is," Fabrizio said happily.

Cal looked at him incuriously. "It is?"

Jack shrank back against the wall. Rose quickly joined him. "It’s okay, Jack."

"But he’s--"

"Shh." She hugged Jack tightly. "Don’t worry about it. Nothing will hurt you."

Jack kissed her. "You, either."

Rose smiled. Cal grunted. Jack’s voice was rapturous, all his previous terror forgotten. "What’s wrong with you?"

"I don’t know. He was happy," Rose commented.

"Yes, I was happy. Not now."

"Why not?" Fabrizio held the knife out to Cal. "Here. You take it."

Cal stepped back jerkily. He held his hands in front of his face. "No. That’s okay."

Fabrizio was insistent. "No. I don’t want it anymore."

Rose glared at Cal. "Just take it," she hissed.

Cal was adamant. "But I don’t wanna," he whined.

"Rose, why would you want him to have a large knife? He’s psycho!"

Rose opened her mouth to reply, but Cal spoke first. "I am not psycho!" he yelled.

"No. That’s not psycho."

"I’m not!"

Jack was calm. "I already said you weren’t."

"You didn’t mean it."

"How would you know?"

"See?" Cal hopped from one foot to the other. "You admit it!"

"Uh…no."

Chapter Nine
Stories