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O.K. Here's the scene:
Ethan Hunt is being briefed by Jim Phelps, head of the Impossible Mission Force. It turns out that Hunt has to go to the island of Tematagi in the Tuamotu Archipelago. The Tuamotu Archipelago is a group of islands owned by the French, who used to do Nuclear testing there. Now a man by the name of Blaze Norton has been discovered on the uninhabited island of Tematagi. He has been performing genetic experiments on animals, in hopes of creating an army of creature soldiers. Hunt is to go to the island and stop him. Since the mission requires stealth, he will go alone.
It just so happens that nearby James Bond is being given the same mission by M. Bond stops off at Q-Branch to pick up some items he might find useful, and heads out toward the island in a small MI6 speed boat. Bond arrives at the island, and hides the boat. He quickly but stealthily approaches the complex of Blaze Norton. As he nears it, he hears a noise from the trees above. Two large gorillas fall from the tree above him. Bond shoots one straight through its right eye, killing it. The other one leaps fifteen feet in one jump and knocks Bond to the ground with the slightest tap from his massive arm.
"Well now it appears as though I have two guests." Bond sits up at the sound of his voice. Bond sees Norton standing outside of their cell. He also sees Ethan Hunt, who briefly explains who he is and how he was captured. "Now I will have two mice to run the maze. You see gentleman, I am working on creating the greatest army in the world. Not of men, but of animals."
You've been watching too many movies," Bond said.
"No, I assure the plan is workable. Think about it. One hundred of my gorillas when properly trained could take out a thousand men. You saw what my gorillas can do out there, and those mangy things are just the first failed prototype. Once you get into the maze, you'll be meeting all of my animals." Norton stepped back, and two large gorillas came into the cell, grabbing the two men. They were carried to an empty room, which had an open hole in the center. Bond could just see that the hole was some kind of tube that must lead to the maze. Hunt was thrown down the hole. Bond had to act fast. When the gorilla holding him relaxed its grip slightly, Bond squirmed free and jumped quickly through its tall legs. Bond already had the razor wire out of his watch, and had it around Norton's neck before he could react. Bond jerked his arm to the right, slicing the wire into Norton's neck. Blood flowed from his neck. He would not be dead instantly, but well within half a minute he would be dead. Bond felt a wave of disgust at the blood, but had no time to dwell on it. The gorilla lunged at him, and Bond just barely managed to dive out of the way. The gorilla advanced on him and Bond realized he had no where to go, but down. He would have to risk the maze, because if he stayed up in the room with the gorilla he would surely be killed. Bond jumped down the hole.
Bond fell for a good thirty feet, when he hit something metal that gave way to his weight and he fell through it. Bond looked above him to see a round door that opens by pushing the two halves of the door outward. Bond tried the door. It was locked. It was obviously meant to only open from the other side, which it did when Bond fell through it. Bond was in a tube of some sort, not big enough to stand in. Bond looked around for Hunt and when he didn't see him he called his name. Bond looked ahead to where the tube branched off into two directions. He wished he knew which way Hunt had gone. Two of them working together would be able to get through the maze more easily. Why hadn't Hunt waited for him? Bond was answered quickly, as he heard the scratching of tiny feet behind him. Bond only looked back for a second to see the rats coming at him. Bond crawled forward as fast as he could, taking the right branching, hoping that Hunt had gone that way and that he could catch up. Bond crawled forward for quite a while before the rats closed up the large distance between them. Now they were on him. Bond felt one bite into his leg. He kicked back frantically at them. As they climbed on him he used his body to smash them against the side of the tube. He killed some, but there were many. Bond yelled a short, forceful curse as he crawled forward. He didn't thing he would make it, but suddenly as he placed his hand in front of his it didn't his anything. His arm shot down into air, followed by his body. The tube was suddenly going down.
Bond's body hit water. Bond surfaced and caught his breath. He could see easily into the water, which was lit by lights from below. Bond could see the shape of the fish. It was a shark, a bull shark. Bond briefly wondered what kind of genetic alteration could make this creature any better, since it was born one of nature's perfect killers. It came toward him. Bond removed his belt and held it outstretched in front of him. The bull shark opened its mouth and swam at Bond. The mouth hit the belt, which allowed Bond to just hold the teeth out of reach. The shark closed its mouth and sped away. Bond held on to the two ends of the belt coming out of either side of the shark's mouth. Bond managed to get above the shark, sort of riding like a horse with his belt as the reigns. However, he had no control over this horse, and he couldn't breathe while it swam wildly around underwater. Bond thought he wasn't going the make it, when he saw the ladder. It was on the far side of the tank, opposite where he fell in. It would lead to another part of the maze, but anywhere was better than here. When the shark got as close to the ladder as Bond thought he would, Bond let go of the belt and pushed off the shark's body. He was climbing the ladder, nearing the surface of the water. Bonds head broke the surface and he quickly climbed up until his legs were clear of the shark's final lunge. Bond walked down the corridor the ladder led to, which was large enough to stand up in. Bond hurried his pace.
He came out of the corridor, to find a large field. He could see Hunt throwing rocks at a large gorilla, futilely. The gorilla was upon Hunt, and knocked him to the ground. The gorilla opened it mouth filled with dagger like fangs, ready to make the killing blow. Bond pulled the throwing knife out of the heel of his shoe. This was the last trick he had left. He threw the knife with expert accuracy, and it planted itself three inches deep in the back of the gorilla's head. Bond knew it wouldn't kill him, but it would get its attention. The gorilla turned around in a hurry. It ran toward Bond. Bond did the only thing he could thing of, he climbed a nearby tree. He knew gorillas could climb trees, but this small one would never hold that huge gorilla's weight. It wouldn't need to, however, as the gorilla gripped the tree with both hands and uprooted it. Bond fell to the ground, and the gorilla grabbed him across the chest and started to squeeze. Bond was sure the gorilla wasn't squeezing its hardest, or it surely could have snapped his entire rib cage like a twig. It was toying with him, slowly squeezing the life out of him. Bond began to see blue spots float across his eyes. His body wasn't going to last much longer. However, in such cases of extreme pain, surviving becomes not an act of the body, but rather an act of will. Bond wasn't going to be killed by a stupid monkey. Bond squirmed an arm free of the hands that were too large to effectively hold such tiny things. Had the gorilla been holding Bond at arm's length, which was almost seven feet for this huge gorilla, Bond would have been lost. However, he was holding Bond close to him. He wasn't afraid of the tiny creature, Bond. Bond took advantage of this and shot his arm out toward the gorilla's face. He sunk in what nails he had and when he pulled his arm back the large eye of a gorilla was hanging bloodily from the tips of his fingers. The gorilla screamed and let go, shocked by what had happened. In this safe environment it had probably never even felt pain in its life.
Bond took advantage of the temporary incapacitation of the gorilla and ran to Hunt and picked him up. He ran on through the artificial field, and came to the end. Bond tried the handle of the heavy metal door. It swung open. Norton obviously overestimated his little creature. Surely Bond should be dead before this door. Bond left the complex and managed to carry Hunt back to his boat, and got in. The man from the Impossible Mission Force would wake up, but not for quite a while. Bond, however, the man to whom impossible is the norm, started the boat and sped away from the island.
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