VRS. 
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A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away Darth Teloram found an extremely powerful weapon. He presented it to the emperor, who quickly adapted it for his evil schemes of domination. The rebels had been successfully fighting the evil empire for some time now, and the emperor was glad to have this new weapon. It was capable of opening rifts in the time-space continuum, allowing his henchmen to travel anywhere in time or space instantaneously. His henchman caught troop after troop of rebel off guard and quickly captured thousands of them. They were rounded up and taken to planet Yquirik, the prison planet of the empire. However, so many rebels were hard to control, and the emperor gave the order to kill them all.
Instead of wasting so many lives, Darth Teloram asked the emperor if he could take the rebels to his home planet and force them to fight in the Polorakyt games, an interplanetary gladiator-type competition. The emperor agreed, and the rebels were forced to take part in the games. They faired well for the most part, and soon began to become very dominant in the games. So much so in fact that the ratings of the games were dropping. Darth Teloram came up with another idea. Since it was hard to find fighters to take part in the games, Teloram asked the emperor to bring in warriors from distant times and places to make the games more fun to watch. The emperor agreed, and Teloram himself headed the project. Hundreds of warriors were chosen from many times and many galaxies. Only the best warriors were brought, and as a result rebels were killed by the hundreds. Again the ratings dropped due to the fights being too one-sided.
Darth Teloram decided he needed to select warriors who were on a similar skill level to the rebels. Finally the games were at an all time high rating, with heated battles that lasted for days.
The guard approached Han Solo's cell and hit his weapon on the bars to wake Solo up. "Let's go Solo. It's your turn in the arena." Solo slowly stood up. It had only been seventeen hours since his last fight in which he killed a Grumna from Mynar Prime in self-defense. Solo was thrown into the arena, with a blaster and a light saber thrown in after him. The huge metal door was shut behind him. He looked across the arena. He saw a man standing there, with a gun and a light saber. He dropped his weapons and put his hands up. When the other man put his weapons down, Solo ran to him. "I don't want to fight you." The man looked very puzzled.
"Where am I?" Solo did his best to explain to the man about the weapon Darth Teloram had, and the plight the rebels were in.
"Who are you?"
"My name is James Bond, I'm from earth." By now the crowd was hissing and booing at the lack of action. Guards went out into the arena and grabbed the two men. They were taken in to see Darth Teloram.
"So you two won't fight? Let's see what we can do about that." Darth Teloram used Jedi mind-altering tactics to break the two men's minds. By the time he was finished, each man was more than ready to fight to the death. They were thrown in the arena, and the fight began. James was armed with his PPK, and Solo with his blaster. The arena had many barricades to hide behind. Solo took the first shot as James dove behind a large rock. He knew his weapon didn't have as long a range as that shot had. He stealthily crept closer, trying to keep Solo unaware of where he was. Solo took a few blind shots trying to get James to shoot. However, James didn't shoot until he had a somewhat clear shot. He aimed at Solo and shot several bullets, one of which impacted in Solo's shoulder. Solo hid behind a barrier and let dozens of shots fly. James returned several shots, with neither person hitting the other. James stopped firing and looked at his clip. One bullet left. He assumed that Solo's blaster had much more ammo. He would have to make this shot count. He ran from barrier to barrier, getting closer to Solo. Solo's shots were close, but none close enough. Once James got fairly close he stopped. Neither man made a move for quite a while. Finally James looked around his corner. He could not see Solo. He took aim at where he thought Solo would pop out next. When Solo peered around the corner, James shot. The bullet was perfectly aimed. It connected with Solo's blaster and shot off the front of the gun.
James activated his light saber and ran at Solo. Solo activated his light saber and ran toward James as the crowd cheered. James quickly had Solo on the defensive. Solo could not keep up with James' sword fighting skills. He held James off for a while, but finally James knocked the saber out of Solo's hand, and knocked Solo to the ground. James was just about to bring down the killing blow on Solo when something happened...TO BE CONCLUDED IN JAMES BOND VRS. LUKE SKYWALKER!!
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