Julio Coolio
quote: "Stick your keyboard up your ass, faggot."
real name: Buck S. Martinez
age: 47
School/Occupation: sales (crack cocaine, fast food, donuts)
hobbies: ice skating, gangsta rap, letting DOGS out
email(s): coolio@ssmsociety.com
FAVORITE THINGS
ssms food: them finger sandwiches kicked ass
horror movies: Halloween1-2, 4-6, Sleepaway Camp 2 & 3
death scene: neck twister in Halloween 5
killer: Michael Myers & Angela
actor/actress in horror movie: Donald Pleasance... he's not Dr. Loomis...
he's Hamlet
movies: Nightmare Before Christmas, Falling Down, Jingle All The Way
cartoons from yester-year: any Charlie Brown from the 60's
color: your mom
number: your mom's
shape: dammit
gas station: Circle K
microwaveable meal: ABC's 123's
gang member: your mom
bands: The Village People, The Doobie Brothers
refrigerator brand: Wekeepyofoodcold
character from Cheers: Cheers sucks... Lowell from Wings kicks all of their
Boston asses
PREFERENCE
crushed or cubed ice: Ice Cube, from the gang called niggas with an attitude
Idaho or New Hampshire: Wyoming
Backspace or Delete: backspace!
Plot or Good Kills: kills (blood makes the grass grow)
Jim or Gary: Mike & Mike in the Morning
Igloo or Teepee: igloo
Q41 or 17E: yes
Jolly Green Giant or Bald Bull: dude, Bald Bull
boxers or briefs? briefs
paper or plastic? trees
freddy, jason, or mike meyers? mike
coke or pepsi? gee, let me drink a Pepsi and puke all over your stupid ugly
face then you tell me
mets or yankees? CUBS (kiss my ass)
soup or salad? do i look anorexic?
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