Dad's Sticky Axe
quote: "You are on day 1182 of your 30 day evaluation period." -- Paint
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real name: Benjamin
age: 23
School/Occupation: UNO Junior or Nunez Sophomore/Miscellaneous
hobbies: video games, music, writing, HTML, USENET
email(s): benjamin@platformer.com
FAVORITE THINGS
ssms food: Dana's deliciously moist yummy brownies
horror movies: Sleepaway Camp II & III, Halloween V, Slaughter High
death scene: Angela's dragging some random dead guy
killer: Angela
actor/actress in horror movie: Donald Pleasance/Pamela Springstein
movies: The Nightmare Before Christmas, Ghost in the Shell, Roujin Z, The Shawshank Redemption, Citizen Kane, 2001
cartoons from yester-year: Ghostbusters, The REAL Ghostbusters, M.A.S.K.,
Voltron, Thundercats, Centurions, The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle,
Looney Toons, Tail Spin, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Ducktales, Rescue
Rangers, Transformers, Darkwing Duck, The Misadventures of Johnny Rapist
color: Transparent
number: 31753701
shape: Fat free
gas station: The cheap ones down the road
microwaveable meal: Bacon
gang member: Bo Peep
bands: They Might Be Giants, Pixies, Beach Boys, Dick Dale, etc
refrigerator brand: Goodwill
character from Cheers: Weren't they all characters?
PREFERENCE
crushed or cubed ice: bubble gum snowballs
Idaho or New Hampshire: Both available on John Linnell's State Songs! Get
it now while supplies last! Hurry, dammit! Supplies are shrinking! Supplies
are dwindling while you just sit there on your fat keister and unbuy! Buy
it now! Now! Now!
Backspace or Delete: I used to like Delete, but then everyone started liking Delete so that's not cool anymore.
Plot or Good Kills: Good kills. Any kills would have been nice in April Fool's Day.
Jim or Gary: Gary's a jerk to Ash and I don't know who Jim is, so I pick Hello Kitty.
Igloo or Tepee: I hate camping.
Q41 or 17E: I wish my eye sight was that good.
Jolly Green Giant or Bald Bull: I'd like to start a food company, and one
of our products would be Ron Jeremy's Cream Corn. It'd come in a yellow
can. I wonder if it'd sell.
boxers or briefs? Boxers are some ugly looking dogs. Makes great underwear,
though!
paper or plastic? Plastic isn't safe for the environment... but I could
start forest fires with paper bags... That's why I order all my arsonist
supplies through the Internet.
freddy, jason, or mike meyers? I dunno. They're all cute.
coke or pepsi? Water cause I'm trying to be healthy now.
mets or yankees? I used to like baseball, but then I woke up. I used to be
a Yankees fan until Don Mattingly died. I'll have to eBay his cards soon.
Well, not his cards. My cards of him. Not that I enjoy collecting pictures
of guys. Somehow baseball cards makes guys looking at other guys seem
macho. Don't ask me.
soup or salad? Cookie Crisp! Those Oreo Minis aren't that bad, either.
ESSAY
-If you copuld have dinner with anyone in history, who would it be?The Moops.
-If you were an animal, which would you be and why?
I'd be a 1,000 ft. Snoop Dogg. Then I'd kill people.
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