1988
18 kills
First Kill - 3 minutes!!
Highlight: Angela shoves a chick in the toilet.
Who would have ever thought that Bruce Springsteen's sister is one of the best killers of all-time?? Angela, who was a boy in the first Sleepaway Camp but had a sex change after killing dozens of campers the year before, returns to Camp Rolling Hills for the sequel. And she's no ordinary masked-monster-murderer. She's a happy camp-counseler who only wants to have a good time at summer camp (can you blame her?). But when those damn teenaged campers who just want to run around naked and having sex the whole movie get out of hand, then that's when the barbecuing, tree branch over the head, shoving in the toilet, strangulation, and acid to the face begin.
Those are only a few of the 18 phenomenal kills by Angela in this classic film. And if phenomenal kills aren't enough, then you're sure to like this: After exterminating each bad camper, she carefully sets them up in her secret log cabin far off in the woods. The set-up is pure art: head in the tv screen, barbecued twins, guitar-man strangled with his guitar strings, chick with no lips.... pure art topped off with the annoying buzz of flies.
This great stupid scary movie is complete. Great characters, killer, and killing originality, cheesy (yet humorous) dialogue, nudity, gore, good plot, and hell, it takes place at Summer Camp! Now let me point out that this is no ordinary Friday the 13th flick at Crystal Lake. This is what a horror movie is supposed to be. This is why horror movies were invented in the first place! They were invented for killing! ...and that is what Sleepaway Camp 2 provides. If I were a killer I'd take notes from Angela because she knows how to get the job done quickly, correctly, and secretly. This is defintely the best stupid scary movie so far. Buy it.
-- Blackie Woo
Rev. Blood -- All hail Angela, the Angel of Death!!!!!!!! If Jaws
made you afraid to go back in the water, then Sleepaway Camp 2 made you
shit your pants at the mere mention of the word "woods". Rev. Blood ORDERS
you to go out and rent this movie now, in order to pay homage to the ultimate
perky predator!!!!! If you do not comply, I will be forced to drive to your
house and (in true angela fasion) drown you in your own filthy commode. I
wish I had gone to camp with Angela instead of the Boy Scout troop I was in
when I was young; sure, I would have died, but at least it's better than
tying another fucking knot! Oh, yeah, and the soundtrack RULES!!!!
Coolio -- Oh, so you don't want to sing happy camp songs? Well then I'll take your little naked teen-aged fornicating ass, barbeque it and serve it to the other Negative Neds for their damn supper. Now. Give me the Counselor of the Week award, bitch.
Grossy Gracie -- Good plot and lot of killing. All killers should idolize Angela!
The Magician -- Can you say Angela is the queen of killing. This girl kills for all the right reasons, because the kids wouldn't follow her simple rules. And whats killing without very bad girls to be punished, and hey if some boys are being bad they should go too.
Kat Killing Kannibal -- Beware the Angel of Death.
Plague -- Chick used to have a penis = murder.
