Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland

1989

16 kills
First Kill - 2 minutes!

Angela Is Back, reads the red spray paint on the wall, at the beginning of the movie. Of course, we don't see it until AFTER the first kill! (This movie currently holds our record for quickest kill.)

Apparantly, last summer, some counselor murdered all of the kids at a summer camp. So two new coordinators, decide to hold a camp at a nearby location. Don't all kids love to go to camps where people were just murdered the year before? Well, just in case attendance would have been low, they come up with a clever plan: Camp New Horizons. Camp New Horizons is an experiment, which would focus on "sharing." Only kids from very wealthy or very poor backgrounds would be invited. This makes for some great dialogue. On one side, we have the rich, stuck-up snobs. On the other side, we have the ghetto kidz, who listen to bad rap music and wear bandanas.

None of these kids are ineterested in "sharing." Except for Angela, that is, who kills one of the welfare kids on her way to camp and steals her identity. Angela doesn't appreciate the cursing, fornicating, and laziness that surrounds Camp New Horizons. Her fuse has grown short and she doesn't give people much of a chance anymore. It doesn't take long before she is slaughtering the kids and counselors once again, in her own unique way.

There were so many great kills in this movie. (We sometimes vote on the best kills, but the elctions include all movies shown that night. On this night, we also watched Slaughter High and Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Each person voted for their top 3 kills of the night.) I'll give you the details on the 10 best kills in this movie, in the order that we voted:

• Needle to the eye (1 vote) - Angela is being taken away in the ambulance. 2 of the guys are deciding whether or not to save her life, when she reaches over, grabs a needle, and sticks it in a guy's eye!
• Pipe cleaner cocaine (1 vote) - A news reporter, doing a story on the sharing at Camp New Horizons, asks Angela where she can score some Coke. "There's a machine in the dining hall," she smirks. After realizing she wants the hard stuff, Angela goes and gets pipe cleaner. It takes only a second for blood to squirt out of the woman's nose as she dies to the sound of her brain crackling.
• Milk Shake smashed by a truck (1 vote) - This is the 2-minute kill. We don't even know what's going on at this point. Some girl rolls out of bed, and starts to get dressed, but stops to look at the tattoos on her breasts. They say "Milk Shake." One word per breast. Well, she walks out to catch her bus for camp, and Angela comes along to smash her with a truck.
• Bad rap song/Hammer (1 vote) - One boy from the hood doesn't want to help with the fish. He'd rather sit in his tent and listen to his "music," which is just very, very bad instumentals and beats, which I guess is supposed to be rap music. Dad's Sticky Axe refers to this character as the Casio Gangsta. Well, Angela slips him a tape of her rapping!! It's horrible! Imagine Vanilla Ice's worse song, sang by his 6-year-old sister. Well, as he's listening to her song, Angela starts beating on his tent with a hammer. When he tries to crawl out, she hammers stakes through his hands. She finally finishes him off with the hammer.
• Axe to the head (1 vote) - A Chinese girl gets smart with Angela. As she crawls out of her tent, Angela chops her head off with an axe.
• Arms ripped off by Jeep (1 vote) - This pervert tells Angela that he likes her and that he enjoys being tied up. So, she ties him to a tree, pull his arms behind the tree, and ties them to a Jeep. She gets in the Jeep and pulls off, ripping his arms out.
• Firecracker up the nose (1 vote) - This stupid-ass obviously doesn't know he's dealing with the Angel of Death! Trying to be funny, he throws firecrackers at her! Well, as he's sleeping, she puts a firecracker in his nose and lights it, exploding his face. Great kill!
• Old man with a stick (2 votes) - Very similar to the Casio Gangsta kill, except instead of a hammer, she uses a stick to beat on Herman's tent, and then beats him to death after he crawls out.
• Flagpole drop (3 votes) - Angela strings a girl up on a flagpole, raises her up to the top, and of course, lets her drop. Good sound effects on the fall.
• Lawnmower (4 votes!) - The lazy female counselor is buried in the ground up to her neck. Angela then gets a lawnmower and proceeds to mow the woman's head!

-- Coolio

Blackie Woo -- The Angel of Death returns in part 3, holding nothing back. Angela knew she had a masterpiece in Part 2 which she had to match... Was it possible to match the genius killing at Camp Rolling Hills?? You bet your happy-camper ass! Don't ever doubt Angela... she always comes out on top.... She leaves Sleepaway Camp 3 still on top... man, I love Angela.

Kannibal -- 15-second kills are good!

Grossy Gracie -- Angela's slacking, but she's still hacking.