2000?
Kills? Ha
First Kill - Yeah right
Look, honestly, it's been 3 months since we watched this putrid excuse for a "movie," but someone has to do a review, so I might as well do it. I'll tell you now, though, this isn't anything you'll want to watch, so why not go check out some of our other reviews?
Well, you're still reading, so here you go: What we have here are some bad-asses. 5 high school kids who are always in trouble. And even though the principal has a great fake British accent, these kids just can't stay out of his office. There's only one way to punish kids this bad... make them clean up Sleepy Hollow Campground on Halloween Night! No! Not Sleepy Hollow Campground?? Yes! Sleepy Hollow Campground!
So, of course, our lovely rebellious teens show up promptly after school to go serve their community service. The chaperone is Mr. E. In fact, 3 of the 6 main characters go by one letter: Mr. E, Z, and J. Anyway, Mr. E is a cool, hip, teacher who is obviously down with the times, or something. He likes to say "Cool down!" and other bold, definitive, authoritative statements like that. (We found in the credits that "Mr. E" wrote, directed, and casted for this movie, along with every other job "behind the scenes.")
Anyway, they get out to the campground, pick up some trash, play some football, play some jokes on each other, but then... the twig snaps! We'd hear the twig snap, then we'd see the Headless Horseman! This mighty beast with a pumpkin head would run to the victim, pull out his machete, and... the movie would cut to a new scene.
Of course it was all a dream anyway. Stupid crap. This makes me sick just thinking about it. I quit.
-- Coolio
Rev. Blood -- I must remind my friend coolio that there was in fact ANOTHER person in the movie who's name was merely a letter that he neglected to mention. oh K. how did you slip through the cracks? Aside from the endlessly hilarious dialoge (mind you, it's not MEANT to be hilarious) this movie is a bucket of shit minus the bucket.
Blackie Woo -- Dream kills. Half-skull for dialogue.
Plague -- Cool down! Got it?
Hex Girl -- Movies always suck if they are a dream and they make no sense.
The Magician -- Z is my hero! Anything with him in it rules!
Goat Gore
