An
old Texas cowboy, not very in tune with city ways,
came to Houston, went to a bar, and ordered a drink. As
he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next
to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked,
"Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the
ranch, riding horses, mending fences, and branding
cattle, so I guess I am."
She said, "I'm a Lesbian. I spend my whole day
thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the
morning, I think about women. When I shower,
watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me
think of women."
The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later,
a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and
asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
The old cowboy replied, "I always thought I was, but I
just found out I'm a Lesbian."
