Arthur
Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to
heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a
good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can
hang out with anyone you want in Heaven." Arthur thought about it for a
minute, and said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took
Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. Arthur then asked God,
"Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said, "Ah,
yes." Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have
some major design flaws in your invention.
1.
There's
too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2.
It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3.
Most
of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4.
The
intake is placed way to close to the exhaust.
5.
And
finally, the maintenance costs are outrageous."
“Hmmmm,
you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to his
Celestial Supercomputer, typed in a few words, and waited for the results. The
computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. Well, it may be true that
my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these
numbers, more people are riding my invention than yours."
