Dumb and Dumber
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were.  The Englishman says, "I  tell you, my wife is so stupid.  Last  week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge to keep it in."

The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car,"  he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to  drive !"

The Irishman nods wisely, and agrees that these two woman sound like  they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber.  "Ah, it kills me every time I think of it," he chuckles. "My wife recently left to go on  a trip to Greece. I watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there and she doesn't even have a penis!"