We all know those cute little computer symbols called
"emoticons" where >:) means a smile and :(
is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-(
respectively. Well, how about some "assicons?" Here
goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) a sore ass
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_o^^o_) a wise ass
( _ E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass