Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The
final
test was for them to line up in a straight
row,
totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and
beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced
before them. Each priest had a small bell
attached
to his penis and they were told that anyone
whose bell rang when she danced in front of
them would not be ordained because he had not
reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first
candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded
down
the line with the same response from all the
priests
until she got to the final priest (Carlos).
As
she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly
that
it flew off and fell clattering to the ground.
Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward,
bent over to pick it up and set off all the other bells.
