Saddam Hussein is killed by a US cruise missile. He goes
to h --- where
the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says
the
devil. "You are on my list but I have no room for you. You
definitely
have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three
folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but
you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves.
"Saddam thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil
opened
the first room: in it was the CEO of Enron and a large pool of water. He
kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over. Such
was his fate in h --l . "No!" Saddam said, "I don't
think so. I'm not a
good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long.
"The devil led him to the next room: in it was Martha Stewart with a
sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. all she did was swing that
hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with
my
shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks
all day!" commented Saddam.
The devil opened a third door. In it, Saddam saw Bill Clinton, lying on
the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in
spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she
does best. Saddam looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally
said, "Yeah, I can handle this. "The devil smiled and said . . .
"Okay,
Monica, you're free to go!"
