Two old ladies

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it
 started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end,
 put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

 Lady 1: What's that?
 Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
 Lady 1: Where did you get it?
 Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles
 herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that
 she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her
 kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very
 delicately asks what brand she prefers.
 Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.

The pharmacist
 fainted.