Buying Viagra

 

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store

and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.  The pharmacist

said "That's no problem. How many do you want?"

The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each

one in 4 pieces." The pharmacist said, "That won't

do you any good." The elderly gentleman said,

"That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore

as I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out

far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."