Have You Considered This
   
 Living on Earth is expensive,
 but it does include a free trip
 around the sun every year.
   
   Birthdays are good for you;
 the more you have, the longer
 you live.
   
   How long a minute is depends
 on what side of the bathroom
 door you're on.
   
   Ever notice that the people who
 are late are often much jollier
 than the people who have to
 wait for them?
   
   If ignorance is bliss, why aren't
 more people happy?
   
   Most of us go to our grave with
 our music still inside of us.
   
   If Wal-Mart is lowering prices
 every day, how come nothing
 is free yet?
   
   You may be only one person
 in the world, but you may also
 be the world to one person.
   
   Some mistakes are too much
 fun to only make once.
   
   Don't cry because it's over;
 smile because it happened.
   
   We could learn a lot from
 crayons: some are sharp,
 some are pretty, some are dull,
 some have weird names, and
 all are different colors.... but
 they all have to learn to live in
 the same box.
   
   Everything should be made as
 simple as possible, but no
 simpler.
   
   A truly happy person is one
 who can enjoy the scenery
 on a detour.
   
   Happiness comes through
 doors you didn't even know
 you left open.