Dear Abby:

I have been engaged for almost a year.

I am to be married next month. My fiancee's

mother is not only very attractive

but really great and understanding. She

is putting the entire  wedding together

and invited me to her place to go over the

invitation list because it had grown a bit

beyond what we  had expected it to be.

When I got to her place we reviewed the

list and trimmed it down to just under

a hundred...then she floored me. She

said that in a month I would be a married

man and that before that happened, she

wanted to have sex with me. Then she just

stood up and walked to her bedroom and on
her way said that I knew where the front

door was if I wanted to leave.

I stood there for about five minutes and

finally decided that I knew exactly how to

deal with this situation. I  headed straight

out the front door...There, leaning  against

my car was her husband, my father-in-law to

be. He was smiling. He explained that they just

wanted  to be sure I was a good kid and

would be true to their little  girl. I shook his

hand and he congratulated me on

passing their little test.

Abby, should I tell  my  fiancee what her

parents did, and that I thought their

"little test" was asinine and insulting

to my character? Or should I keep the whole

 thing to  myself including the fact that the

reason I was walking  out to my car was

to get a condom?