This is from a contest on Long Island. The requirements were

to use the two words Lewinsky (the Intern) and Kaczynski

 (the Unabomber) in a limerick. Here are the three winners:

 

THIRD place:

There once was a gal named Lewinsky

Who played on a flute like Stravinsky

Twas "Hail to the Chief"

On this flute made of beef

That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

 

SECOND place:

Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky

We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,

Since you made such a mess,

Use the hem of your dress

And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.

 

And the WINNING entry:

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown

What Kaczynski must surely have known:

That an intern is better

Than a bomb in a letter

When deciding how best to be blown.