A
LITTLE BOY GOES TO HIS DAD AND ASKS, "WHAT IS POLITICS?"
DAD
SAYS, "WELL SON, LET ME TRY TO EXPLAIN IT THIS WAY:
I'M
THE HEAD OF THE FAMILY, SO CALL ME THE PRESIDENT.
YOUR
MOTHER IS THE ADMINISTRATOR OF THE MONEY,
SO
CALL HER THE GOVERNMENT.
WE'RE
HERE TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR NEEDS,
SO
WE'LL CALL YOU THE PEOPLE.
THE
NANNY, WE'LL CONSIDER THE WORKING CLASS,
AND
YOUR BABY BROTHER, WE'LL CALL HIM THE FUTURE.
NOW
THINK ABOUT THAT AND SEE IF IT MAKES ANY SENSE."
SO
THE LITTLE BOY GOES OFF TO BED THINKING ABOUT WHAT
DAD
HAS SAID.
LATER
THAT NIGHT, HE HEARS HIS BABY BROTHER CRYING,
SO
HE GETS UP TO CHECK ON HIM.
HE
FINDS THAT THE BABY HAS SEVERELY SOILED HIS DIAPER.
SO
THE LITTLE
BOY
GOES TO HIS PARENT'S ROOM AND
FINDS
HIS MOTHER SOUND ASLEEP.
NOT
WANTING TO WAKE HER, HE GOES TO THE NANNY'S ROOM.
FINDING
THE DOOR LOCKED,
HE
PEEKS IN THE KEYHOLE AND SEES HIS FATHER
IN
BED WITH THE NANNY.
HE
GIVES UP AND GOES BACK TO BED.
THE
NEXT MORNING THE LITTLE BOY SAYS TO HIS FATHER,
"DAD,
I THINK I UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF POLITICS NOW."
THE
FATHER SAYS, "GOOD, SON, TELL ME IN YOUR OWN WORDS WHAT DO
YOU
THINK POLITICS IS ALL ABOUT."
THE
LITTLE BOY REPLIES,
"THE
PRESIDENT IS SCREWING THE WORKING CLASS WHILE
THE
GOVERNMENT IS SOUND ASLEEP.
THE
PEOPLE ARE BEING IGNORED AND THE FUTURE
IS
IN DEEP SHIT.
