BAGHDAD: I always wondered
what was in the baghdad used
to drink outta when he was
sittin on the porch.
HORDE: My mama always did
have a bad reputation because
she horde around in high school.
PASTEURIZE: The judge told me,
"Darnell, the shit you're in is
so deep it's pasteurize."
CADAVER: I told my buddy Tyrone
that I liked his sister and wanted
to see her. He said I cadaver.
ISRAEL: Some guy tried to sell
me a Rolex watch the other day.
I said, "Hey man, that looks fake.
" He said, "No man, that watch israel."
ASSERT: On the way home from
work, I always take assert so my
old lady don't smell malt liquor on
my breath.
ORGASM: When you get the death
penalty here, do they electricute 'em,
hang 'em orgasm?
