Enlargements

A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith

for advice about breasten largements. He tells

her, "Every day when you get out of the shower,
rub your nipples and say, 'Scooby dooby

doobies, I want bigger
boobies.'"

She did this every day faithfully, and after

several months, it worked. She grew great

boobies! One morning, she was running late.
She was on the bus, when she realized she

had forgotten her morning ritual.

At this point, she loved her new boobies and

didn't want to lose them, she got up right in

the middle of the bus and said, "Scooby dooby
doobies, I want bigger boobies."

A guy sitting nearby asked her, "Do you go

to Dr. Smith, by any chance?"

"Why, yes, I do! How did you know?"

"Hickory dickory dock...."