Female Comebacks!

   Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
   Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

   Man: Is this seat empty?
   Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

   Man: Your place or mine?
   Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

   Man: So, what do you do for a living?
   Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

   Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
   Woman: Do not enter.

   Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
   Woman: Unfertilized

   Man: Your body is like a temple.
   Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

   Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
   Woman: But would you stay there?

  Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
   Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die
   laughing.

   Now you have to forward this to at least 3 of
   your Female Friends or bad luck will follow.