Got Food?????

 

A woman asks her husband if he'd like some

breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs,

perhaps? A slice of toast? Grapefruit and

coffee to follow?"  she asks.

 

 He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says. "It's

really taken the edge off my appetite."

 

At lunchtime, she asks if he would like

something. "A bowl ofhomemade soup,

homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?"

she inquires.

 

 He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really

trash's my desire for food.."

 

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants

anything to eat. Would he like maybe a

steak and apple pie? Maybe he'd like a

pizza microwaved or a tasty stir-fry

that would only take a couple of minutes?

 

He declines. "Naw, still not hungry."

 

 "Well," she says, "would you mind letting

me up? I'm starving."