Hill-Billy Medical Terms

Benign- What you be after you be eight

Barium- What doctors do when patients die

Cat Scan- Searching for Kitty

Cauterize- Made eye contact with her

Dilate- To live long

Enema- Not a friend

Fibula- A small lie

Impotent- Popular, well known

Node- I knew it.

Pap Smear- A fatherhood test.

Rectum- Darn neared killed him

Urine- Opposite of mine

Varicose- Near by/close by