Coming Home Late

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one

turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what

else to do. Whenever I go  home after we've been out drinking,

I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway.

I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take

my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the

stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed

and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying

out so late!"

 

His buddy looks at him and says, " Well, you're obviously

taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway,

slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the

closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say,

'You as horny as I am?' .... and she always acts like

she's sound asleep!"