One
day, after striking gold in Alaska, a Lonesome miner came down
from
the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town. "I'm
lookin'
for the meanest, toughest and roughest hooker in the Yukon,"
he
said to the bartender. "We got her" replied the bartender.
"She's
upstairs
in the second room on the right.
The
miner handed the bartender a gold nugget to pay for the hooker
and
two beers. He grabbed the bottles, stomped up the stairs, kicked
the
door open on the second door on the right and yelled, "I'm
looking
for the meanest roughest and toughest hooker in the Yukon."
The
woman inside the room looked at the miner and said, "You found
her!"
Then
she stripped naked, bent over and grabbed her ankles. "How do
you
know I want that position?" asked the miner. "I don't," replied
the
hooker, "but I thought you might want to open those beers first."
