Several women have asked for an explanation of
Marketing.
Perhaps the following analogies will help clear it up:
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say,
"I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome
guy. One of your friends goes up to him and
pointing at you
says, "She's fantastic in bed."
-- That's Advertising.
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and
get his telephone number. The next day you call and
say,
"Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and
to straighten your dress. You walk up to him and
pour him
a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten
his tie
brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say,
"By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
-- That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to
you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in
bed."
-- That's Brand Recognition.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into
going home with your friend.
-- That's a Sales Rep.
Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
-- That's Tech Support.
You're on your way to a party when you realize that
there could be handsome men in all these houses you're
passing. So you climb onto the roof of one
situated toward
the center and
shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
-- That's Spam.
