RED NECK GHOST STORY

A professor at the University of Alabama is giving a lecture of the
supernatural.  To get the feel for his audience, he asks:  "How many
people here believe in ghosts?"

About 90 students raised their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts,
do any of you think you've seen a ghost."

About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this
seriously."
"Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"

Fifteen students raise their hands.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

Three students raised their hands.

"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further.

Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

Deber-Bob, way in the back raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the years I've
been giving this lecture, no one has claimed to have made love to a
ghost.

You've got to come up here and tell us about your
experience."

The redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and  begins to make
his way up to the podium.

As he reached the front of the room, the professor says, "Well, so tell
us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"

To which Deber-Bob replied, "Shiiiiiit!!!  From way back thar I
thought you said "Goats"!!