Tampons and Cigarettes

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The salesgirl

notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a

box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons?". He answers, "You see, it's like

this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she

came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers. So, I figure that if I have

 to roll my own, SO DOES SHE!!