Unable to perform

After many years of married life, a man finds that he is

unable to perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor

tries a few things but nothing  works. Finally the doctor

says to him: "This is all in your mind," and refers him
to a psychiatrist.

After a few visits, the shrink confesses: "I am at a loss

as to how you could possibly be cured." Finally, the

psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.

The witch doctor says: "I can cure this." He throws

some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with

billowing blue smoke.

The witch doctor says: "This is powerful healing, but

you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is

say '1-2-3' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks the witch doctor: "What happens

when it's over?" The witch doctor says: "All you or

your partner has to say is '1234' and  it will go down.

But be warned: it will not work again for a year!"

The guy goes home and that night he is ready to

surprise his wife with the good news. So, he is lying

in bed with her and says: "1-2-3" and suddenly
things begin to happen.

His wife turns over and says: "What did you say

'1-2-3' for?"