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Ever wonder about those people who say 
they are giving more than 100%? Or where
we all have been to those meetings where 
someone wanted over 100%.How about 
achieving 103%?Here's a little math that 
might prove helpful.

If   A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O 
     P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
     1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
     16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then,
      H A R  D W  O  R  K
      8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

      K  N  O  W  L  E D G E
      11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
      A  T  T I T  U  D E
      1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
      B U  L  L  S  H I T
      2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work 
and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit
will put you over the top.
c