Damon's
     Demented Thoughts    

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        Hello kids, and welcome to Dementia's most wonderful feature. This is where you will find some of the most important information avaliable to the human race: My opinions and thoughts. Nevermind the fact that our editor decided to name my page Damon's Demented Thoughts. Forget that, editors are foolish little men with ridiculous ideas. By the next issue, my section will be called Damon's Brilliant Thoughts.
        Now you are probebly wondering what the purpose of this page is... Here is where you can find reviews for all the literature on this webzine, information and news and blah blah blah concerning this webzine. Consider this page your official Dementia news column.
        Now lets start by reviewing all the stories that we published this month. All four of them. Does anyone else think that four stories is a pathetic display of literature? I have been informed that next month there will be quite a few more stories for you to read. Of course, this all depends on how many of you writers out there send your stories in.
        Anyways, first thing is first; Into The Flame by Sigmond MacDurmon. This story was quite... Different... Very demented, might I add. It was almost as though Siggy, yes I am going to call him Siggy... It's almost as though Siggy, got bored with the entire story half way through and completely reversed the plot. Well maybe not reversed the plot... More like kicking the plot in the balls and twisting it completely around. But at least the story had my attention the whole way through. So good job Siggy, it was worth my time.
        Secondly comes Tears From Heaven by one of our very own editors, David Allen. And don't think that I'm going to be easy on you, Mr. Allen, just because you're in command over me. I would like to say that you're story was... Well it was too short. Have you ever heard of typing more than two lines per paragraph? I mean, come on, the story was only a page and a half! Not that I didn't like it... It was just short. Very very short.
        And then comes Hollow's Eve by Mordecia Dewise. First off, the writing was kind of poor... I thought it was a somewhat interesting story, but it could have been put together alot more skillfully. And my dear Lord, Mr. Dewise, you are a lunatic. Whats with the bio saying simply that you "...Do not approve...?" What are you smoking, little fella? You do not approve? Approve of what? Sanity? It's quite clear that you are very unstable...
        And the finall story is from another editor, Peter Ravensway. The Tomb paints a very interesting little picture. A man slamming himself into a wall after his flashlight goes out hardly constitutes for a story. Not that I didn't like it. No, no, no Mr. Editor sir, it was a very good story. I guess I was hoping for the main character to get slaughtered by an angry mummy or something. Where's your spirit of death and destruction? Kill the main character! Be brave!
        That covers all of the stories for this issue. And if I'm still around for the next one, tune in.