by Jennifer
If
there is anything on earth that is more of a rip off than the State Trooper’s
Association, it has yet to be discovered. You know the drill. Some guy
calls you up and wants you to donate your hard earned money to help support
the state troopers. If you finally submit to this telemarketer’s scam…you
are rewarded with a bumper sticker "I support [your state] State Troopers"
and a thing of jelly, barbecue sauce, crackers, sausages, or whatever they
happen to have that year. You also get no choice as to how much money you
donate. It’s either what they say (usually about $35-$45) or nothing. I
mean really…couldn’t they at least give you something cool like a blue
light to stick on top of your car, a siren, a book of parking tickets,
a get out of jail free card, 40% off your next speeding ticket?
Why do the state troopers
need any money from us anyway? Don’t they get enough money from traffic
violations and speeding tickets? Why don’t they just lower all the speed
limits to 25mph and pull over everyone? Plus, added to all this…it comes
out that the actual state troopers are in no way affiliated with this organization.
Who are these people then? It appears the state troopers know they exist
yet they are doing nothing to make the world a better place by killing
these people. Why are the state troopers not hunting down these people
for disgracing the chrome-polished reputation of the state trooper? Buddha
only knows. I say we get a warrant out for the arrest of these false state
troopers.
Next thing you know we’re
going to start having false presidential campaigns and everything else.
We need to stop this monstrosity before it hurdles out of our control.
I want so see the names of these jelly-smugglers on every storefront, every
telephone pole, and every home shopping channel in America! I know the
next time those humbugs call me I’ll give them a piece of my feeble mind!
I highly suggest you do the same. I’m tired of letting people shove crackers
and smoked oysters down my throat.
