It's not how I expected Hell:
                                           Shag carpeting, wall to wall!
                                           There's a Jaguar in the garage,
                                           Twenty bathrooms in me hall!

                                           There's a Monet in the master bed,
                                           Da Vinci in me den,
                                           An antique, ivory, handmade diary
                                           And designer fountain pen.

                                           No traffic in the morning,
                                           No rush-hour in the eve.
                                           When I spill fillet mignon,
                                           It never stains me sleeve.

                                           I'm CEO and get paid tons
                                           I never work with books
                                           Me wife's a tall, slim, gorgeous blonde,
                                           Who's naked when she cooks!

                                           It's total Hell, I tell you!
                                           Because of this one flaw:
                                           I have to spend eternity
                                           With a live-in mum-in-law!