Wind it down!  The thane is come,
                                              Squiggling in his ire;
                                              Throwing anvils at the help
                                              And setting them on fire!
                                              Bring the water!  Bring the rum!
                                              Poste-haste, double quick!
                                              Don't forget the marshmallows,
                                              We'll roast them on a stick!
                                              The maid is in the kitchen
                                              Putting out her hair,
                                              The butler just ran down the hall
                                              And gave the cat a scare.
                                              "Who will help the help?" they asked
                                              "Not I"  "Not I"  "Not I"
                                              The thane is coming down this way!
                                              "Goodbye!"  "Goodbye!"  "Goodbye!"