1) He took public transportation to and from his bank robbery.
2) He is using his seeing eye dog as a look-out.
3) Instead of a cherry pie, she shoplifted yeast, flour, eggs, and a jar of cherries.
4) You caught him driving a stolen car with "The Club" still on.
5) He tries to convince you that he thought crack was a breakfast cereal.
6) He responds to your use of verbal force with a bunch of "Yo'momma" oneliners.
7) He makes himself laugh every time he says he's innocent.
8) He claims diplomatic immunity because he's a citizen of the Republic of Texas.
9) He asks the judge for a senior citizen discount on his 7-year sentence.
10) He left footprints and a bloody glove at the crime scene.

BACKWARDS

There were two guys on a motercycle driving down the road.
The driver was wearing a leather jacket that didn't have a zipper or any buttons.
Finally he stopped the bike and told the other guy,
"I can't drive anymore with the air hitting me in my chest."
After thinking for a while he decided to put the coat on backwards
to block the air from hitting him.
So they were driving down the road and they came around this curb and wrecked.
The farmer that lived there called the police and told them what happened.
The police asked him,"are either of them showing any life signs?"
The farmer then said, "well, that first one was 'til I turned his head around the right way."

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