THE CHIEF
OF POLICE LEAPS TALL BUILDINGS IN A SINGLE BOUND, IS MORE
POWERFUL THAN A
LOCOMOTIVE, IS FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET, WALKS
ON WATER, AND GIVES
POLICY TO GOD.
THE ASSISTANT CHIEF LEAPS
SHORT BUILDINGS IN A SINGLE BOUND, IS MORE
POWERFUL THAN A SWITCH ENGINE, AND
IS JUST AS FAST AS A SPEEDING BULLET,
WALKS ON WATER IF IT IS CALM, AND TALKS
TO GOD.
THE CAPTAIN LEAPS SHORT
BUILDINGS WITH A RUNNING START, AND FAVORABLE
WIND CONDITIONS. HE IS ALMOST
AS POWERFUL AS A SWITCH ENGINE AND
FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET, WALKS ON
WATER OF AN INDOOR POOL, AND
TALKS TO GOD IF SPECIAL REQUEST IS
APPROVED.
THE LIEUTENANT BARELY CLEARS
QUONSET HUTS, LOSES TUGS OF WAR WITH
LOCOMOTIVE, CAN FIRE A SPEEDING BULLET,
SWIMS WELL, AND IS OCCASIONALLY
ADDRESSED BY GOD.
THE SERGEANT MAKES HIGH MARKS
WHEN TRYING TO LEAP BUILDINGS, IS RUN OVER
BY LOCOMOTIVES, AND SOMETIMES
HANDLES A GUN WITHOUT INFLICTING SELF
INJURY, CAN DOG PADDLE, AND TALKS T0
HIMSELF.
A DETECTIVE RUNS INTO
BUILDINGS, RECOGNIZES LOCOMOTIVES TWO OUT OF
THREE TIMES, IS ISSUED
AMMUNITION, CAN STAY AT AFLOAT IF PROPERLY INSTRUCTED
AND TALKS TO
WATER.
THE PATROLMAN FALLS OVER DOOR
SILLS WHEN TRYING TO ENTER BUILDINGS, SAYS:
"LOOK AT THE CHOO-CHOO," WETS
HIMSELF WITH A WATER PISTOL, AND MUMBLES
TO HIMSELF.
THE DISPATCHER LIFTS BUILDINGS
END WALK'S UNDER THEM, KICKS LOCOMOTIVES
OFF THE TRACKS, CATCHES SPEEDING
BULLETS IN HER TEETH AND CHEWS THEM,
AND FREEZES WATER WITH A SINGLE
GLANCE. THE DISPATCHER IS GOD!
