"Uh, Dani?" Deep Throat called.
Dani turned around, pissed as all hell. "What?" she shouted.
Deep Throat grinned. "There are ghosts in this house," Lily Tomlins voice said.
"Huh?"
"I mean, there are aliens in the basement."
"Cool!" Dani shouted, running to Téa. They never had an adventure together. "There are aliens in the basement!" she shouted to her twin.
Téa tossed the twins down. "Vamos," she said with a grin.
They snuck out of the Recreation Room and through the dim hallways. Demented wails of horror could be heard everywhere. Dani was grinning so hard her little face hurt. They twisted and turned, and then heard Scully's wails.
"Hey, that's Mom!" Dani cried.
It sounded like Scully was screaming and sobbing all at once.
Téa made a *tsk* sound. "Poor chica," she said, and they continued until they found a winding stone stairwell. They decended away from the stars and found themself in the dank basement, where the steady "drip......drip" of water was all around.
"Chinese water torture, cool!" Téa cried.
"Very," Dani agreed as a large figure scooted in front of them.
"MOUSE!" screamed Téa.
Dani gasped. "Where are Stinky and Casper?" the author suddenly shrieked, realizing that she forgot about them after Sarah crashed the plane. I mean, Dani cried.
"Uh oh," Téa whispered, hearing a distant honk.
"STINKYYYY!" Dani screamed. "Where are you?"
As if a goose can answer.
Casper slithered up to Dani's neck and fell asleep there. "My precious little narcoleptic snake," she cooed as Stinky came bolting towards them, screaming something about Mothmen.
"Stinky can talk?" Téa asked.
"Sometimes...haven't you ever been in our kitchen?" Dani asked with a grin as they headed back up to the Recreation Room.
I made my bed I'll lie in it, I made my bed I'll die in it
Cute girls watch when I eat ether
