"You killed Charlie you bastard!" Scully screamed to no one in particular as birthing pains wracked her again
"Breathe Scully, just breathe." Mulder said frantically, trying to deal with Scully's labor by himself
"What do you think I'm doing, you idiot!" She screamed back at him
Casper, who was coiled around Tèa's leg suddenly leaped forth and tried to bite Stinky, who honked and scrambled into Maggie, trying to get away from the crazy white thing.
"Tèa, look what you did to Stinky!!" Maggie yelled, holding the stow-away goose close to her
"It wasn't my fault! Dani was the one who brought Casper!"
"Yeah, but who let Casper out of his cage?" Dani challenged
"THE PLANE IS CRASHING AND ALL YOU PEOPLE CAN DO IS SIT IN HERE AND FIGHT?!" Sarah screamed
"Silly Sarah." Samantha said
"Sarah shut up." Missy responded. They both giggled insanely.
"That's it, I'm going to fly the plane." Sarah said angrily before storming off.
No one noticed that she left.
Sarah fought her way to the cockpit and pushed one of the dead alien pilots out of their seat and sat in it herself. She pulled on a pair of way cool earphones and started playing with the radio. Instead of turing it to a frequency that could help her, she turned it so it was playing "Learn To Fly" by the FooFighters, somehow thinking this would help her. She pushed some buttons randomly and smoke fumes started to fill to cockpit. Sarah coughed and wanted her inhaler really bad. The plane still looked like it was going to crash, but she pulled on the steering thingie and actually brought the plane up a bit.
"Hey, look at me! I can fly!" She said, selims-ing to no one in particular
Then a book fell into her lap. Flying for Ditzy People With High IQs.
"Ooo, just what I was looking for." She coughed and started speed reading the book while trying to figure out how to fly the big plane. "Chapter One: How to Get A License...hmmm, lets skip to Chapter Thirteen..."
"Oh my Toaster, we're gonna crash! Quick, Dani, do something freakish and save us!" Maggie screamed, suddenly realizing their predicament.
"But I don't know any levitating spells!" Dani cried back in a panicked voice. "Wait! I know! Blood sacrifice!"
Dani whipped out a knife from somewhere and Maggie's eyes gleamed. Dani saw this and slapped Maggie's hand as she reached for the knife. "Bad Maggie, no knife!" Dani scolded. Maggie sat back and watched Tèa try to referee the battle between Stinky the Goose and Casper the Snake while Dani slashed her arm to gather blood. After quite a little puddle had gathered on the ground, Dani ripped her labcoat and tied up the wound, not feeling like using a healing spell just then. She then took out a wooden ruler and started drawing a pentagram in blood, filling it with little symbols.
"Hey Maggs, come over and help me." Dani called while sitting Indian style on one side of the filled Pentagram.
Maggie sat the same way facing Dani. "What do I do?"
"Chant random stuff in a random language."
Maggie almost slammed her head into the titanium. "I shoulda known."
Tèa blew a whistle. "Foul! Stinky, you're not allowed to use a wing attack. It's too powerful an a attack to use on a mere Ekans. We want you both alive, you know."
Stinky looked sorrowful while Casper seemed to be gloating at the poor goose. Casper slithered around and bared his fangs to Stinky while Stinky gave him the feather in return.
"Okay, go!" Tèa shouted above Scully's screaming and Mulder's frantic rambling in the background
Missy and Samantha watched Casper strangle Stinky with interest.
"Dead Goose." Samantha said
"Viva el snako!" Missy giggled
"Try to fly, let's learn instead Instant knowledge to my head!" Sarah chanted frantically, hoping Dani had taught her well. The whole flying book was a bust and she didn't want to die in a blazing inferno of plane...more like self inflicted wounds to the chest or something.
Her vision started to blur and she coughed more. The smoke was getting really thick. Suddenly, she knew what to do. She pulled on the steering thingie and saw that their altitude was still dropping, just not as rapidly. Must've been a gas leak. There wasn't an airport anywhere near them, so she was just going to have to crash somewhere...
They'd hit the treeline now and Sarah got slammed forward, but she refused to give in. She managed to pull the plane up a bit and it acted as if it was going to land...except the landing gear refused to extend. Cursing and coughing and trying to see, Sarah managed to crash into a big white building. She caught a glimpse of the sign, "Welcome to The Brynnsbeth Mental Institute" before the fumes consumed her and she passed out.
And never talk small, and be intuitive
And question mightly, and find God
