“Ahh, Agents,” he said. “Nearly the spitting images of your older sisters.”
“I’m Melissa, this is Samantha,” Missy said. “What did you need to tell us?”
“It’s December of 2012,” he said in his low, wheezy voice.
“So? Who are you?”
“My name is Boris Heckler,” the man said, then frowned. “It’s December of 2012.”
“So what?”
He sighed. “So the ALIENS are coming!”
“Oh. Okay.”
“TO TAKE OVER THE PLANET!”
Missy and Sam screamed and grabbed onto each other. “Oh no!” they shouted, then returned to their normal sitting positions. “Why didn’t you just tell us over the phone?” Sam asked.
Boris frowned. “Are you sure you’re related to Maggie and Sarah Mulder?”
“Yeah,” the girls replied.
“Don’t you believe me?” Boris asked.
“Of course we do,” Missy said.
“Aren’t you worried?”
“Kind of,” Sam admitted. “I mean, aliens are coming to take over the world. That sucks ass. But what are we supposed to do about it?”
“Not the two of you, your family. The Mulders. Only the Mulders can stop the alien invasion.”
“Really?”
“Yes!”
“Why didn’t you tell us that over the phone?” Missy asked.
“Because!” Boris shouted. “I was your sisters’ shadow informant and this is how I work!”
“Oh,” Sam said. “Well you could have told us that over the phone, too.”
Boris groaned. “I give up. Just go save the world, will you?”
Missy and Sam reluctantly obeyed.
Part (you know what!)
All the way back home
